Norton was funnier by far than Opie and even Anthony at times, and you don't have to reach back two decades to find a worthwhile bit from him.
"b-but take the wig!"
Suck a dick dre, your shtick is old and tired.
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Lies my NANA TOLD ME…”OPIE WAS A HOLE!!!”
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"b-but take the wig!"
Suck a dick dre, your shtick is old and tired.
Furthermore, Opie was the only faggot on the show I remember being genuinely offended by a bit, the Lacy Peterson jokes.
I was listening to a clip the other day where he brought the show to a screeching halt just to ask why the boys thought Lacy Peterson was so funny.
"Guys c'mon, why does it always go back to Lacy Peterson? C'mon guys, I gotta know."
And Norton's hilarious response,
"Because they named it."
I repeat, suck a dick dre.
I was listening to a clip the other day where he brought the show to a screeching halt just to ask why the boys thought Lacy Peterson was so funny.
"Guys c'mon, why does it always go back to Lacy Peterson? C'mon guys, I gotta know."
And Norton's hilarious response,
"Because they named it."
I repeat, suck a dick dre.
We don't do baby noises here. Nice bold text, stupid.
Could've swore I told you to suck a dick, fag.
Yeah we heard you the first ten times that sucking dick instantly came to your mind, stupid. Just like your hero Norton who has been sucking dick all his life.
Looks like the first thing that came to your mind was a clunky, unfunny response. Just like your hero Gregg. If you really want to be like him, eat some boogers.
As opposed to Norton who takes AIDS loads in his infected fag asshole? And let male prostitutes urinate and defecate into his mouth and on his chest then bragged about it on air? Yet you're offended if a guy picks his nose?
Go listen to the Chip Podcast, faggot.
Hey ant?
Yes yimmy?
Responsible firearm owner Anthony. NRAnt
Someone make a vocaroo of this sound clip, no good ones on the youtubez
Don't forget the part where he eats it. Those blueberries must not be very filling.