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[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

It’s like he doesn’t realize there’s been similar books / movies / etc made over the years that aren’t plagiarism. Just look at how many “adventure in the jungle” movies were made in the 80s that were obviously trying to duplicate the success of Indiana Jones.

No stlaker, taking Charles Dickens characters was my idea and you stole it.

 

[guest]

An unauthorized Rick biography would be nice. I bet he’d enjoy seeing that.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

TECHNICALITY TOMLINSON STRIKES AGAIN

By “word for word” he means the title, half of which is a reference to an already existing work Patrick stole.

“word for word” eh pat? @princejvstin comment??

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I feel like a good bit would be to print copies of A Christmas Carnage and leave them around all of Pat’s regular haunts. For the second edition I propose an introduction on who the book's main villain is based on, plus a complimentary #payquasi bookmark.

I really think he not only has a character with a dumb name like Egon Tusk but the killer is Robert Prongay and tiny Tim gets to tell him to enjoy prison as he is arrested for his crimes.

 

[Ladynyahh]

How? Word for word? You weren’t even finished writing it when ONA put the book out
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He refers to the pulp he obviously struggles to create as his "work". Long hours at hoolies toiling on his Surface pecking away at the keys while he drinks beer. If he were serious about his "work" he would direct all of his energy toward it, but he would rather stlaker prison the Twitter trolls for hours a day.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“word for word” eh pat? @princejvstin comment??

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I wanted to get a good bit going where we all claim we’ve read his book already and were shocked at all the vulgar things in Christmas Carnage so he would have to correct the record letting everyone know his book doesn’t feature any beastiality, Tiny Tim beating a trans man with a bat, or a black character named “Jigs”

(True story - a friend of mine growing up lived on a farm and his dad was the angry old redneck and he gave his son’s one black friend the nickname “jigs”)

 

[quasi101]

This is why your life is already over, stlaker.

is it?!?!!

 

[Imager]

i can't even comprehend the level of narcissism it would take to think the police are going to pass over the thousands of cold case murder files to investigate a lead on 4 year old graffiti that is probably past the statute of limitations.

Written in erasable marker.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I wanted to get a good bit going where we all claim we’ve read his book already and were shocked at all the vulgar things in Christmas Carnage so he would have to correct the record letting everyone know his book doesn’t feature any beastiality, Tiny Tim beating a trans man with a bat, or a black character named “Jigs”

(True story - a friend of mine growing up lived on a farm and his dad was the angry old redneck and he gave his son’s one black friend the nickname “jigs”)

There’s still time for this, stlaker.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

“word for word” eh pat? @princejvstin comment??

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lmao does anyone have a copy of this a brotherman missed the read

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

I really think he not only has a character with a dumb name like Egon Tusk but the killer is Robert Prongay and tiny Tim gets to tell him to enjoy prison as he is arrested for his crimes.

You mean Pobert Rrongay, you got to think like a 142 iq, child.

 

[guest]

lmao does anyone have a copy of this a brotherman missed the read

I too am in need of a good read!

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

lmao does anyone have a copy of this a brotherman missed the read

I have it on my kindle. Not sure if I can share it some way with that. Any non retarded folks out there able to lend a hand?

 

[fricklefrackle]

lmao does anyone have a copy of this a brotherman missed the read

A Christmas Carnage : Owen A. Forrems : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

A gruesome follow-up to the story of A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens, centered on Timothy Tiny Tim Cratchit.

archive.org

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

A Christmas Carnage : Owen A. Forrems : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

A gruesome follow-up to the story of A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens, centered on Timothy Tiny Tim Cratchit.

archive.org

Thanks brothaman. I can now drop my lawsuit against Amazon over the dollar they owe me.
Like anyone has that kinda cash just sitting around.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Written in erasable marker.

I think he claimed recently it wasn’t erasable after we pointed his “vandalism” was washed away by a passing rain shower. Oopsie Doodles!

 

[RickReternal]

The absurdity of introducing some new lie about a car this late in the game. Pat is retarded.

In the last six months he claimed that he ran track (AND KYLE DIDNT) and paid child support. He is completely fucking insane.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

There’s still time for this, stlaker.

I hope so, we could have a lot of fun coming up with the most offensive things possible and claim they’re in his book so he will have to correct the record that tiny Tim does not blow any horses, doesn’t have sex with chickens, doesn’t burn down an orphanage full of children, doesn’t rape a deaf girl, and doesn’t make jokes about black people loving watermelon and fried chicken.

 

[Antwan2]

If he has the car what about the plate? That would tell you who the person is.

No child. The suspect stole Susan’s plates and swerved from pats address to Hoolis right after the defacing of his property

 

[EraGodless]

The absurdity of introducing some new lie about a car this late in the game. Pat is retarded.

A real vandal would have keyed the fuck out of his motorcycle- left permanent markings on it and truly fucked it up. Not write on it with erasable marker- with The Gay Virgin Patrick or something.