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Do you guys really think Liban worships a pedophile and looks up to a literal pedophile (his father)????? Because i do.
The only money pat has coming in is the AirBNB money. Your predictions regarding his lawsuit are only predictions which makes your sentence here factually incorrect. Perhaps you could change the verbiage to say "soon to be getting $$$" to make yourself look less retarded.now that he's getting $$$
He's definitely getting a settlement.The only money pat has coming in is the AirBNB money. Your predictions regarding his lawsuit are only predictions which makes your sentence here factually incorrect. Perhaps you could change the verbiage to say "soon to be getting $$$" to make yourself look less retarded.
He's definitely getting a settlement.
Future tense. Even if true your previous statement is factually wrong. You are so desperate to have something to point to as a "failure" for the forums lolHe's definitely getting a settlement.
I'd be delighted to see what he did with his earnings if he won. The outcome of the case has exactly 0 impact on my life the same way the ending of a sci-fi book does. You're the one getting emotionally invested and trying to predict the outcome of the litigation so early into the proceedings.@TheGhostOfBernellTrammell invested patposters are the worst. You'll actually feel horrible when he gets paid won't you? Good lord, this shit is truly cult like... At least be part of a thrilling cult, not a losery, slandery gossipy one.
This nigga emotionally invested...this nigga needs a better cult tbh (patposting is lowly and unfunny).Future tense. Even if true your previous statement is factually wrong. You are so desperate to have something to point to as a "failure" for the forums lol
This nigga emotionally invested...this nigga needs a better cult tbh (patposting is lowly and unfunny).
Aren't you a hermaphrodite based on the vocaroo? Imagine building lore on some typo my ex made. My mother was 23 when she had me. Samatar did not die from the Isaaq Genocide.
You guys are the biggest gossiping junkies/druggies on the internet with very little facts and a lot of creative writing. Hilarious reading.
I dunno Boq. You certainly have a unique experience among members of the forum, because the vast majority of us come from "white" countries and have standard apathy for atrocities committed in places like Somalia, Palestine, etc.
I don't think it was a typo, and while others will make their jokes it certainly is a harrowing life you've lead. Someone like @NoBacon where his mom was a sex worker and dad was a client, I'm comfortable mocking that because it happened in a Westernized context. But all the uncomfortable truths about Islam - most blatantly the need for grown Islam men to marry and impregnate 9-year-old girls - is impossible to defend unless you're operating with blind faith.
You say you're married and have kids... would you be comfortable "marrying off" your daughter to some creepy 40-something businessman who takes an interest in her? You've lived in Canada enough to wear football jerseys, date white women, reference 90s clips of SNL with Phil Hartman, but still cling to these backwards-ass tenants of your religion? Still on good terms with dad because honor thy father? Have you not assimilated to 2025 Ontario culture enough to see that pedophilia is wrong?
I dunno Boq. You certainly have a unique experience among members of the forum, because the vast majority of us come from "white" countries and have standard apathy for atrocities committed in places like Somalia, Palestine, etc.
I don't think it was a typo, and while others will make their jokes it certainly is a harrowing life you've lead. Someone like @NoBacon where his mom was a sex worker and dad was a client, I'm comfortable mocking that because it happened in a Westernized context. But all the uncomfortable truths about Islam - most blatantly the need for grown Islam men to marry and impregnate 9-year-old girls - is impossible to defend unless you're operating with blind faith.
You say you're married and have kids... would you be comfortable "marrying off" your daughter to some creepy 40-something businessman who takes an interest in her? You've lived in Canada enough to wear football jerseys, date white women, reference 90s clips of SNL with Phil Hartman, but still cling to these backwards-ass tenants of your religion? Still on good terms with dad because honor thy father? Have you not assimilated to 2025 Ontario culture enough to see that pedophilia is wrong?
Dude, you’re close to understanding me finally.
We recognise dog breeds have different characteristics and abilities. You can’t take a pit bull and put it in Paris Hilton’s handbag and not always be worried it’s going to kill a Yorkshire terrier. You can’t place Boq in Canada and expect him to be Western because of the color of his passport.
You can call his father a pedo, but the real issue lies with the culture.
He's definitely getting a settlement.
Boq was born into a hyper-religious Muslim family who taught him Muslim shit all day as a kid. It was normal that daddy is so much older than mommy because Allah and whatnot. He then went through an edgy atheist phase before crawling back to Islam, even with his complicated family history.
You can call his father a pedo, but the real issue lies with the culture. The culture of his father growing up and being told "if you see an attractive 8-year-old walking around town, offer her parents a nice dowry". Boq is one generation removed from that. It's not some creepy thing that happens hidden away in an American basement, it's public and everyone in that Somalian town knows Boq's dad has his eye on Boq's mom.
My mom attended one of the most prestigious boarding schools in Kenya, hermaph... She's more educated than your mom for sure, and her parents (my grandparents) were diplomats.Boq was born into a hyper-religious Muslim family who taught him Muslim shit all day as a kid. It was normal that daddy is so much older than mommy because Allah and whatnot. He then went through an edgy atheist phase before crawling back to Islam, even with his complicated family history.
You can call his father a pedo, but the real issue lies with the culture. The culture of his father growing up and being told "if you see an attractive 8-year-old walking around town, offer her parents a nice dowry". Boq is one generation removed from that. It's not some creepy thing that happens hidden away in an American basement, it's public and everyone in that Somalian town knows Boq's dad has his eye on Boq's mom.
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