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I like modular synthesizers.
No, I have a Eurorack setup. Moog stuff sounds great, but eurorack has way more options.You have a Moog?
I worked for a local tree service where the entire business was the 4 of us. We used a decades old woodchipper with no emergency stop or safety features that we called the “Chuck and Duck” because you ducked the fuck out of the way or you could be sucked in.Good advice here. I worked for a tree service for several years way back in the day and I saw firsthand what can happen when tree cutting goes wrong.
Saw a guy take a chainsaw kick back right in the face. Caught himself right between the eyes straight down to his mouth. 110 stitches and plastic surgery to fix it. You could see the white of his skull on his forehead. We were clearing trees under power lines way out in the middle of nowhere, had to hike everything we needed two miles along some train tracks in the woods. We wrapped the guy's face up with a flannel shirt and carried him back to the truck and took him to the ER. Another time this guy was tied up in a tree, cutting branches that hung out over a pond. The branch holding him up broke and he landed in the pond with the branch pinning him to the bottom of the pond. We got him out before he drowned, though.Go on please...
get into shibari and youll have people paying you to tie them upRecently I discovered knot tying and it has been very interesting. You'd think tying a knot is easy but there are a ton of variations and each of them have their own little intricacies and usages. It also has a calming effect on my mind when I am tying knots.
My goal is to tie the perfect hangman noose so whenever I do decide to end it all I can use it. And by the off chance that one of the people responding to the call of my suicide are also into knot tying they know I went out doing what I loved most just based on the quality of the noose.
but how hard can it be to adjust some t-shirts into a nice form fitting shape? That's my new project for 2022
Got any ancient coins? Coin collecting seems pretty cool tbhI'm a coin nerd. Started when I was a kid, stopped for a while, then picked it back up. Paper money too, although that can be an expensive hobby. Finally got myself a Confederate $100 bill last year, wanted one of those for a while. Gotta be careful, the whole hobby is infested with Chinese fakes nowadays. Fucking chinks.
A sewing machine is a power tool. No shame in it.I bought a sewing machine, but I haven't used it yet. And no, I'm not gay or anything. And yes, I am manly. Navy Seals carry sewing kits with them, and often sew their own clothes while on mission. So having a machine that can do that makes it even more manly. It's like having an auto .50 cal, but for my shirts. So making fun of me would be like making fun of a Navy Seal. Don't even try it.
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I bought it for the same reason I buy a lot of tools. I'm not paying $50 to some fucking immigrant to do a job I can learn to do better. I would never tailor my own suit, but how hard can it be to adjust some t-shirts into a nice form fitting shape? That's my new project for 2022
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