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Leslie Twisting Pats Pig Tail Again: WORLD CON

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I would take Leslie to a lovely dinner, complete with prosciutto pizza, and the fanciest American box wine money can buy!

Then I would make sweet love to her as I serenaded her with the best songs off Calling All Stations - yes, even Shipwrecked.

And I'd at least call her TWICE after that night of giving her hot, fiery Scottish AOR lovin'.
 

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the best songs off Calling All Stations
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Your band is pretty good.

Wasn't my band. Was never going to be, which is ok. I know my place.

But by the end of that tour, we finally clicked. Nir, Tony, Mike, myself, we had it by then. Mike was excited to come back and try again, Tony was feeling positive, their manager Tony Smith... Was still a cunt, but he at least complimented me for keeping it together during a rough period for the band.

Two years later, it was all done.
 
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