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Leslie ruins the guy's day again. She's the best.

RobertMewler

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How can anyone not like her?

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She worldbuilds pretty good!

She's a more eloquent writer than Piggy could ever be. You can tell by the way that she writes that she has been a passionate and attentive life-long reader whereas Pig admits he's only read a few books and has never read the same book twice. His thinking meats are pulp comparatively.
 

Safka's Enticer

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He's fucking deranged, spending hours arguing with a random he'll never know or meet, making at least one enemy out of it. Put the phone down Pat, how can you not see arguing on twitter is the source of all your problems?

This thread better end up in Qadans Collection, it's amazing.
We used to joke about him unable to resist his compulsive urge . . . "Must . . . Correct . . . Record" but here it is from the Pigs mouth. He literally cannot stop himself
 

FamilyDollar

Welcome to our establishment
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Sugarbutt got my rib pretty good. Reminds me of that time that black queen called him Sugarfoot
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Leslie lingers longer.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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That's really what he sounds like. "Your logic stinks cuz you're a fucking mentally deprived idiot! And I'll never block you until you get down on your knees, crawl to me and suck my cock, in that order!"
Imagine making demands for an apology because they dont take twitter serious enough to care about your trolling story.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Even when another published author points out Pat looks like a lunatic responding to every silly tweet with threats of prison he says he has to do that in the most asshole way possible. No wonder he’s been so long without a publisher, he’s blacklisted.
Wait a minute…are you telling me publishers don’t like authors who:

-Take pictures of their contracts and describe how long it is and how much money its for.
-Brag about their contracts to internet randoms
-Spend all day insulting random people and other writers
-Don’t write
-When they do write, write like shit
-And can’t sell books
-Brag about how easy it is to get published
 

Момент Силышенко

The Butcher of Slutsk
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Still going
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What proof? A door can shot is copious proof? That’s not true, piggy.
"Obvious terrorists", you know, terrorists like how Al Qaeda/Mossad sent a load of insulting messages to New Yorkers on a nice september morning. No reason, like a pig who would say the sky was green if a stlaker child said it was blue, has no credibility problem.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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Wait a minute…are you telling me publishers don’t like authors who:

-Take pictures of their contracts and describe how long it is and how much money its for.
-Brag about their contracts to internet randoms
-Spend all day insulting random people and other writers
-Don’t write
-When they do write, write like shit
-And can’t sell books
-Brag about how easy it is to get published
Ethan van Brotherman described him perfectly
 
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