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@chocolatehellhole @Phish @Stent can I put in a morning OldGravyEgg log in checkout ~8hrs from now to see if this nigga actually killed himself over this
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A new sailor joins the crew of a ship. After a week, he asks a fellow shipmate, "Hey, what do you do when you get, uh... lonely?"
"No worries, buddy! You see that barrel with the hole in it by the stern scuppers? We just use that. Go on, give it a try."
Hesitantly, the sailor sneaks off and fucks the hole in the barrel. He doesn't like it. He LOVES it! Soon, he's making two or three trips a day to keep the edge off.
After a few weeks, the Captain pulls him aside and says, "Son, I've noticed a clear change in your mood over the last weeks. Why are you so peppy?"
"Uh, well Sir... I've been getting a lot of sound sleep. Yeah, that's it."
"Great, glad to hear it! Tomorrow is your turn in the barrel."
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If she truly has dick pics of his, he really might go all Steve C on us
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We've already seen CuntFuckers dick, how much worse could it be?
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No, child, I'm not. I pay cash when I want quality audio at Walmart prices.
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I never sent her a dick pic but I did send her some torso pics. You guys seem elated that she shared those with you. She sent me a few pics as well. I don't shar those with you as they are uninteresting and I don't want to be a piece of shit.
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This thread totally ruined my sleep. I thought I was going to do a quick check in before going to bed, and instead I witness this.
@OldGravyEgg delete your account and create a new one and pile on about what a dipshit OP is using your new identity.
@OldGravyEgg delete your account and create a new one and pile on about what a dipshit OP is using your new identity.
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No one cares, stupid. You could have pics of her blowing a seal, we're fixated on you right now.
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And they say chivalry is dead.
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Nice try, creep.
We don't want to believe that we've been so wrong about a person.
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No, it's just ice cream
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Hahaha! You fag, like the pic Jackie shared of her husband? That's worse than sending her your cock
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It took me 5 pages to realize it wasn’t Dan Mullen which would have been way funnier
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I feel like I am reading a book where someone tore the first chapter out of it.
(But kinda wanna know where it's going...)
What the fuck is this about?
(But kinda wanna know where it's going...)
What the fuck is this about?
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We have gooners among us
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I’m so confused right now. I think I’ll just go back over to the chicken coop thread.
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car crash me. @ months from now everybody will be talking about what a shame it was we diddn't see @leslivarney's mental illness sooner. Some of us did.
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Ask @OldGravyEgg, he apparently has pics
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@OldGravyEgg was looking to do some Varneycation.
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