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As far as expository prose goes I've seen worse.Just riffin - - need to know if this is shit.
Last Word was a start-up that presented itself as a solution to "the bot cleansing." The Social Media Integrity Act of 2037 regulated that all platforms routinely perform an algorithmic removal of bots or accounts exhibiting bot-like behavior. This shook the entire PR industry to it's, admittedly, flimsy foundation. Although the cost of human stand ins for bots was prohibitive and the results were often less effective, some interests were vital enough to more than justify the expense.
The fist major campaign Last Word secured was Kitchen Caster tm. The wizard brand in Kitchen counter cleaup. They had come under fire after a consumer study claimed that the spray nozzels routinely failed before the bottle was half empty. This resonated with people to an alarming degree and neccesitated a flurry of adhoc focus groups to coordinate a rapid response team. According to the data, half the people would rather pour cleanser on their counters than purchase another spray bottle.
Enter Last Word. The strategy they employed was inelegant but proven effective: Meanness. Everyone who complained on Demos (think twitter) about any sort of malfunctioning nozzle would get a few comments about their ineptitude. Suggesting that they had an aversion to soap or cleanliness in general. Accounts boasting to be chefs or people that work in housekeeping, real salt of the Earth types emerged to lambaste the consumer for being a butter-fingered, fancy-pants. "Just have your maid do it for you." The sheer adulation and certainty of the Last Word agents worked magic on peoples self esteem. "Surely if these people couldn't even imagine have an issue with a simple nozzle then there must be something wrong with me?" Within a week, complaining about Kitchen Caster would collect you insults from thousands, very few of them agents.
All I have to do is be better than Pat this first go-round. Thanks.As far as expository prose goes I've seen worse.
Trying to figure out how to do this. He get's some special hacking ability to go back after stepping on a rake and change not only what he tweeted but what his interlocuter tweeted so he can look like he dunked on him. Like when he used to edit peoples replies on his blog to come out on top. But even though the record changes people still remember what they said. Or maybe it's his delusion that he changed the record.
- butterfly effect, Pat trying to get a win and tomlinsoning the world up with his retardation
I'm open to optioning all of them for the movie rights.WWAW Leslie becoming Owen's literary agent? We got any more novel pitches back there?
We need all hands on deck on this one asap, funster.A good gimmick would be multiple writers writing different books all set in the same pativerse with shared characters.
- The fight club one would work. ed norton pat getting mugged by shines, to come home and tweet his tyler durden owning of a brotosaurus
- A shutter island style one where pat is hunting stlakers. just as he is about to imprison them he resets to norm11
- groundhog day, keeps reliving the BDA TRO court days, no matter what he does, he loses every time. the only way to end it is to drop the TRO but pat #CLTPW (can't let the pollack win)
- sci-fi time travel, where future pat tries to go back in time to stop himself from wrecking his life, except his past self ODD kicks in and he spites his future self further by doubling down.
- butterfly effect, Pat trying to get a win and tomlinsoning the world up with his retardation
- American psycho - pats various escapades in graphic detail. only to find its manic ramblings of a drunk insurance salesman on twitter.
I'm drawing on all the things I hate about myself that I try to correct or at least suppress so I don't behave like Pat.That or something like a Chuck Palinuk book. Norton vs Pitt=Pat vs the delusional caricature of a persona he thinks he is in his own mind. I've considered this myself but I'd rather not put my headspace anywhere near where Pat's might be.
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