Leslie is a saint on Eart (I can sell this)

[guest]

Could you imagine if we got a novel published with Pat as a model for the Protagonist? BEFORE he even completes this shitty dickens fan fic garbage? Oh the ribs on that day. Leslie really is the sweetest person I've met in many years.

 

[guest]

I'm imagining a guy employed at some sort of social media influencing company. Like those places that had like 300 telemarketers in an warehouse. His job is to operate multiple online identities in order to catapult the propaganda. The premise is bots aren't enough, there's a war on bots so they supplement them with humans like Pat. He has to tweet(or whatever) from the viewpoint of the correct personality but he 's always fucking it up and having to nuke the accounts and start again. Like setting up dominoes again and again because you're Dtin.

His internal dialogue is like some of his responses to us. The outer is like when he tweets to the general public.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat is such an ass to multiple people in publishing it's only a matter of time before someone does this to him:

 

[Meownaw]

Leslie rules. Love that broad.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

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Could you imagine if we got a novel published with Pat as a model for the Protagonist? BEFORE he even completes this shitty dickens fan fic garbage? Oh the ribs on that day. Leslie really is the sweetest person I've met in many years.

We already did

 

[Duhne Kuhn]

I'm imagining a guy employed at some sort of social media influencing company. Like those places that had like 300 telemarketers in an warehouse. His job is to operate multiple online identities in order to catapult the propaganda. The premise is bots aren't enough, there's a war on bots so they supplement them with humans like Pat. He has to tweet(or whatever) from the viewpoint of the correct personality but he 's always fucking it up and having to nuke the accounts and start again. Like setting up dominoes again and again because you're Dtin.

His internal dialogue is like some of his responses to us. The outer is like when he tweets to the general public.

I can smell this

 

[Will Tate]

WWAW Leslie becoming Owen's literary agent? We got any more novel pitches back there?

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

WWAW Leslie becoming Owen's literary agent? We got any more novel pitches back there?

Get her to republish the OG Christmas Carnage. Not sure where she’s at with the n-word. It’s an artistic choice though, not egregious

 

[guest]

Imagine also, he hears somebody might write a novel inspired by some of his behaviors (which are NOT unique to YOU, Clusterby Clustlinson!) and goes to court to try and get an injunction to stop a book from being written.

 

[Will Tate]

Get her to republish the OG Christmas Carnage. Not sure where she’s at with the n-word. It’s an artistic choice though, not egregious

If Dice can smoke inside and call it part of his performance art then Owen can do the same with that horrific, deplorable word being in his book.

 

[Brooke Shields]

it would need to have Patrick Bateman(Patrick Tomlinson) esque internal monologues to carry the much necessary wordcount. Like what he thinks of each texter and why he engages them
I feel like the true Fatrick insanity would be easier to show in video form, but also impossible cause it's too retarded

 

[Will Tate]

it would need to have Patrick Bateman(Patrick Tomlinson) esque internal monologues to carry the much necessary wordcount. Like what he thinks of each texter and why he engages them
I feel like the true Fatrick insanity would be easier to show in video form, but also impossible cause it's too retarded

That or something like a Chuck Palinuk book. Norton vs Pitt=Pat vs the delusional caricature of a persona he thinks he is in his own mind. I've considered this myself but I'd rather not put my headspace anywhere near where Pat's might be.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

She’s the undoubtedly the highlight of Patposting this year. The possibilities of this bit are endless so I’m happy to contribute in anyway by writing a plot/chapter/whatever.

 

[guest]

it would need to have Patrick Bateman(Patrick Tomlinson) esque internal monologues to carry the much necessary wordcount. Like what he thinks of each texter and why he engages them
I feel like the true Fatrick insanity would be easier to show in video form, but also impossible cause it's too retarded

That's exactly they type of shit I'm good at writing. What I suck at is expositional writing. Like world/plot building. It feels forced when I try it.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Leslie will make us all Tom Clancys to spite Fat.

The title of mine will be stlaker CHILD: Confessions of an Actual Tough Guy

 

[guest]

That or something like a Chuck Palinuk book. Norton vs Pitt=Pat vs the delusional caricature of a persona he thinks he is in his own mind. I've considered this myself but I'd rather not put my headspace anywhere near where Pat's might be.

I was thinking that the reasson he's fucking up is that the various personas he's operating start to bleed intop his own at the wrong time. Like Gen. Fatton decides to chime in on Trans Patty's domain and the like. His female personalities come out when it should be male.

 

[Will Tate]

I was thinking that the reasson he's fucking up is that the various personas he's operating start to bleed intop his own at the wrong time. Like Gen. Fatton decides to chime in on Trans Patty's domain and the like. His female personalities come out when it should be male.

Like Cybil, but with bitch-tits. I like this angle.

 

[guest]

And now I have the title.

 

[chewtoycock]

That or something like a Chuck Palinuk book. Norton vs Pitt=Pat vs the delusional caricature of a persona he thinks he is in his own mind. I've considered this myself but I'd rather not put my headspace anywhere near where Pat's might be.

I recall reading a palahniuk book like 10 years ago that was centered around twitter and some 12 year old girl. It stunk and that's when I dropped him.

 

[guest]

He's been throttled by the company for failing to maintain "CC" Character Conformity. So they limit the bot-followers he gets. Bot followers are the Glengarry leads and he isn't maintaining his personas well enough to get the good bots.