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Leslie decides she wants another pound of flesh from Old Gravy Egg.

Muppet Mouth Marion

Queen of the comebacks
Leslie's last conversation with OGE:

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Udders

Back to how we used to be
Anyone going back and forth like that with someone you never met should really get off the internet. He does seem troubled so I won't say neck yourself, but Jesus man, go to therapy.

Leslie shouldn't be engaging with him either but she probably likes the attention. If I was her I'd be more embarrassed by this conversation than any of Pat's "This is Leslie Varney...1/83" stuff.
 

TheGhostOfBernellTrammell

Reup on diapers tomorrow hmu
It's big but it's mutated it's got the color of a rubber dick
They come in all colors, we got white rubber dicks, Chinese rubber dicks, latinx rubber dicks, we got skin the color of shit rubber dicks and also skin the color of rubber dog shit rubber dicks, come down to Dan's Rubber Dick Emporium. Located next to Insight Software.
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Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
From those exchanges i take it Leslie is a big fan of butt stuff, no? She seemed turned on as fuck. She loves the inches. Poor Mr Varney. He aint hittin it like he should be. He should be painting them beefers daily. Dead bedrooms are no good child. Thats why i fuck with passion and enthusiasm, atalkers.
 
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