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Legal expert Rick Tomlinson

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To be fair, I don't know if I'd classify that tricycle he parks outside the bar as something you drive.




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FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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"Let's discuss offline" is code for "I can tell you're way more knowledgeable than I am on this topic and you'll publicly embarrass me".


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Fuuuuck, I hate Prognosticatin' Pat. Here, watch this video from 2016:



That beeping you hear is the Autopilot warning the driver that it's taking control of the car - in this case applying the brakes. It has used its radar to bounce a beam under the red car in front to see that the SUV in front of it is slowing down, and applied the brakes. It's a real-world test, in real highway traffic - exactly what Pat says has never happened; and it worked and reacted faster than the guy at the wheel as well as the poor fucker driving the red hatchback. It's not staged, either - that guy just posted his dashcam video.

Don't get me wrong, Musk is a cunt and a conman - Tesla have admitted their "Full Self Driving" will never actually live up to the name - but some of his shit does actually work.
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

"Now put ice skates on dat bich." Peppermint
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To be fair, I don't know if I'd classify that tricycle he parks outside the bar as something you drive.

How much money you think that shithole has lost from real customers who want to have a real dinner and a few beers with loved ones, only to drive by and see that shitty bike outside saying "great that smelly fat annoying creep is still there, lets go to McDonalds instead."

Everyone hates you fat Rick S Tomlinbitchtits. The Ravens, the Robinsons, the Tomlinsons, and especially your lesbian faggot niggerfart loving "wife," Nicole Robinson.
 
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