Their Dutch impressions sound more Afrikaner imo. I always wondered, what do you guys think of the Boers? Are they like your Aussies?Haha. touché.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Afrikaners sound like retarded Dutch people, i think they sound hilarious. No offence.
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@ButtFucker The Dutch spoofing the English. I don't know if Dutch humour translates well but i think it's hilarious.
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@LockedHDD__Pot at least give the full story. He actually did end up in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison, but it was unrelated (conjugal visit).
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Well boys will be boys, teehee.
You pfp looks like a mix of fat bastard and Elvis
You could have just said Elvis
Damn, Wyzz is right! Is that the TV Geek from Beat the Geeks?
It’s the tv geek from Beat the Geeks. It’s an obscure show like this one from adult swim
Stu was thinner back then.
It’s the tv geek from Beat the Geeks. It’s an obscure show like this one from adult swimView attachment 35568
Stu still showered and shaved regularly back then.
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Holy fuck I've entered Andy Cumbia levels of obscurity. I didn't even make, at least, *one* post?
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Posting just to remind everyone here that Op is a fat faggot.
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With bitch tits?
I'm prob on the list.
Got any jokes about pissing or bridges?
nah man I lived under a bridge for a while though.
I'm just here to add the occasional photoshop and try to be funny but stress levels are a solid 10/10.
I'm just here to add the occasional photoshop and try to be funny but stress levels are a solid 10/10.