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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Leading authority on parody duped by parody account. Demands reassessment of the genre.
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"If I can't tell as someone who writes parody for money, that point has, probably, been crossed and reassessment should be on the table." is such a badly written sentence it hurts my brain to read it.
For fuck sake, Pat. You are a terrible writer and in your case you seem to be confusing "parody" with "unfunny garbage." Stick to "everyone who has a wavering opinion is a nazi!" tweeting for easy, thought-free likes. You have no business writing anything else, faggot.
For fuck sake, Pat. You are a terrible writer and in your case you seem to be confusing "parody" with "unfunny garbage." Stick to "everyone who has a wavering opinion is a nazi!" tweeting for easy, thought-free likes. You have no business writing anything else, faggot.
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Oh literal dead whore
Professional funnyman Patty Pneumonia will decide what is humorous, children.
The sheer level of bitterness and rage pumping through that "great". Such a powerful shame that he decided a thing he didn't understand should cease to exist, rather than him have a moment of humility.
Satire is a high-contact sport, Pat. If it's good then some people will think it's real. That means it's close to what it's satirising and has succeeded.
I'm trying to talk to a man who doesn't understand that Starship Troopers is a satirical movie. That makes me the silly one here.
Satire is a high-contact sport, Pat. If it's good then some people will think it's real. That means it's close to what it's satirising and has succeeded.
I'm trying to talk to a man who doesn't understand that Starship Troopers is a satirical movie. That makes me the silly one here.
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The mind that brought the world Fonald Plump bemoans the subtlety of a satirical tweet that he couldn’t understand.
Use more commas, stupid.
It’s pretty much the driving behavioral issue in his fat life. Patrick essentially abandoned his daughter (gave up custody rights) to get back at Adrienne as Pat had to “win”. He never concedes or is gracious about anything. He uses ad hominem attacks instead of simply debating in good spirit. My take is that Pat was essentially a sissy throughout school. He never knew how to take a loss because he sucked at sports and wasn’t acquainted with the ups and downs of competition. Throughout it all, he had a weirdo mom who told him how important and unique he was even when he was acting like a brat. Pat is a child still. He should have been beaten up a bit but he was coddled and spoiled.
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Imagine looking at every single hill and thinking “this one is worth dying on.”
That’s Pat.
"writes parody for money"
Huh. Didn't he used to brag about writing for a living? Now it's just for an unspecified amount of money, probably low.
Technicality Tomlinson strikes again!
Huh. Didn't he used to brag about writing for a living? Now it's just for an unspecified amount of money, probably low.
Technicality Tomlinson strikes again!
Does, he, just randomly, place the, commas, after he writes, and hopes for, the, best?
He PlaceS, commas where he would enunciaTe, the words like a faggoT, child. Because in his head he’s some lispy capeshit movie super hero ‘TWITTER MAN’ running around defeating Nazis with his superior wit and language skills.
In reality he’s a fat faggot with mediocre spelling and poor grammar.