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Kurt_Love

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- Doesn't think this will make it to a jury
- Doesn't think it will even make it to discovery
- Pat is lighting money on fire here
- There will not be a settlement. The only settlement will be the city saying go fuck yourself.
- Parodying someone's toilet is not a felony

He's also just openly saying Pat swats himself. This guy gets it.
 

quasi101

the $83,736.99 fugitive
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Why do retards always ask how to get out of jury duty? You don't have to go on a muchael Richard's rant. In fact, that can get actually get you in trouble. Even if you just say you're racist etc... if the judge isn't taking any shit that day you'll probably fold unda questioning....

sure you can just yell about nullification, but instead you state you won't follow the law and pretend you don't know how nullification works.

Just say that if the law says that one witness is enough to establish a fact, for example, say you disagree. And that's when the nullification dialectic will begin.

The judge, or prosecutor will say something like "the law states X, you must follow the law". say you disagree and if instructed by the court you will not be able to follow it if you disagree Under any circumstances. They will push a bit saying you have to follow the law. They will even lie in a certain way as you don't have to follow the law as a juror (in most states). But they likely won't ever actually say you can be punished for that becuase that is a direct lie.

They will try to trip you up and shift goalposts saying "if you don't find them credible then you can dismiss their testimony". All you need to do is repeat, no matter how credible I find them witness testimony can never establish a fact. It doesn't matter how many witnesses there are and if the law states it can then I will not follow the law.

Dismissed every time.
 

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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Why do retards always ask how to get out of jury duty? You don't have to go on a muchael Richard's rant. In fact, that can get actually get you in trouble. Even if you just say you're racist etc... if the judge isn't taking any shit that day you'll probably fold unda questioning....

sure you can just yell about nullification, but instead you state you won't follow the law and pretend you don't know how nullification works.

Just say that if the law says that one witness is enough to establish a fact, for example, say you disagree. And that's when the nullification dialectic will begin.

The judge, or prosecutor will say something like "the law states X, you must follow the law". say you disagree and if instructed by the court you will not be able to follow it if you disagree Under any circumstances. They will push a bit saying you have to follow the law. They will even lie in a certain way as you don't have to follow the law as a juror (in most states). But they likely won't ever actually say you can be punished for that becuase that is a direct lie.

They will try to trip you up and shift goalposts saying "if you don't find them credible then you can dismiss their testimony". All you need to do is repeat, no matter how credible I find them witness testimony can never establish a fact. It doesn't matter how many witnesses there are and if the law states it can then I will not follow the law.

Dismissed every time.
Muchael
 

Prison Enjoyer

Status: Enjoying Prison! 😁
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- Doesn't think this will make it to a jury
- Doesn't think it will even make it to discovery
- Pat is lighting money on fire here
- There will not be a settlement. The only settlement will be the city saying go fuck yourself.
- Parodying someone's toilet is not a felony

He's also just openly saying Pat swats himself. This guy gets it.
Thanks for the report, brotherman. Stay vigilant.
 

Prison Enjoyer

Status: Enjoying Prison! 😁
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Jury duty ain’t even a big deal. Most cases take 1 or 2 days max. He’s super rare that you’ll get some big case that needs weeks of time to finish.
In Milwaukee the jury will be all-black, guaranteed, and they'll call Rick a 'white bitch' and a 'faggot' and tell him to pound sand, and would do the same even if he was genuinely abused by the cops.

This won't even get near there, though.
 
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JAHN?! JAHN?! JAHN?!

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Why do retards always ask how to get out of jury duty? You don't have to go on a muchael Richard's rant. In fact, that can get actually get you in trouble. Even if you just say you're racist etc... if the judge isn't taking any shit that day you'll probably fold unda questioning....

sure you can just yell about nullification, but instead you state you won't follow the law and pretend you don't know how nullification works.

Just say that if the law says that one witness is enough to establish a fact, for example, say you disagree. And that's when the nullification dialectic will begin.

The judge, or prosecutor will say something like "the law states X, you must follow the law". say you disagree and if instructed by the court you will not be able to follow it if you disagree Under any circumstances. They will push a bit saying you have to follow the law. They will even lie in a certain way as you don't have to follow the law as a juror (in most states). But they likely won't ever actually say you can be punished for that becuase that is a direct lie.

They will try to trip you up and shift goalposts saying "if you don't find them credible then you can dismiss their testimony". All you need to do is repeat, no matter how credible I find them witness testimony can never establish a fact. It doesn't matter how many witnesses there are and if the law states it can then I will not follow the law.

Dismissed every time.
You know felons get out of jury duty automatically, like gone off the rolls. That bodes well for every stlaker here in the future after release.
 
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