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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Publishers Clearing House doesnt count Pat.

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porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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I assume he is talking about his (out of contract) publishers AR and TOR.
Let's indulge him a little tho and pretend they are still accepting submissions from him.

Pat - 2 publishers - 6 books (excl furry trash)
Estimated career earnings: $150k (max) less federal, state and quasi tax.
Currently: writing on spec a tiny tim novel that no-one asked for.

Permanently blacklisted Ethan Van stlaker - self publishes - many comics
Estimated Career earning: $millions
Currently: on his 3rd(?) graphic novel of his latest works. each piece had a massive audience paying him up front to make it.
Enough revenue and interest to launch a toy line of his own IP.

Pat still has his Twitter account tho. Take that Van stlaker Child
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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282,807
I assume he is talking about his (out of contract) publishers AR and TOR.
Let's indulge him a little tho and pretend they are still accepting submissions from him.

Pat - 2 publishers - 6 books (excl furry trash)
Estimated career earnings: $150k (max) less federal, state and quasi tax.
Currently: writing on spec a tiny tim novel that no-one asked for.

Permanently blacklisted Ethan Van stlaker - self publishes - many comics
Estimated Career earning: $millions
Currently: on his 3rd(?) graphic novel of his latest works. each piece had a massive audience paying him up front to make it.
Enough revenue and interest to launch a toy line of his own IP.

Pat still has his Twitter account tho. Take that Van stlaker Child
Pat doesnt even think they are equals as creators. Pat thinks he is above him. Even though Ethan is far more successful.
 

Rudderman

Steering the ship since I was 18
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It's incredible to me that a 43 year old man could go through his life making enemies with new people every single day and never once think he might be the problem.

He is uniquely retarded (and uniquely fat).
Fat is the living embodiment of the saying "If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole; if you're meeting assholes all day long, you're the asshole."

"Met assholes all day, every day" could be his epitaph.
 

MonsterSteve

Age.
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It’s because Jackie told Pat she’s a cyber security expert and since she said it that means it’s true. Even better this is all playing out on social media - not in private messages / emails - for all the world to see who the problem is. These are all non ONA buddaaays going after him after Hacky cried all day about how were criminal meanies.
I still can't believe he put her 'research' in his pro se motion lmao
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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"The MPD and FBI know this."

Just because every time you report some mean tweets and felony photoshops on a comedy forum about a radio show and you repeat the phrase "Literal domestic terrorists" over and over doesn't mean they know it's true. It means they know the crazy fat guy who keeps trying to get people raided by police for calling you fat online THINKS it rises to the level of domestic terrorism.

As usual because Fat thinks it, and says it, it HAS to be the only truth and if you don't think so you're probably a domestic terrorist bobblehead too.
This is exactly how he thinks things work. The police report where his former sister in law said he told her he was going to wait for Annabelle to be born then kill her and Adrienne and then Jon was proven to be false because, guess what, Patrick S. Tomlinson said he didn't say that. What more proof do you need? It's right there in the police report!
 

Steve Ramone

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This is exactly how he thinks things work. The police report where his former sister in law said he told her he was going to wait for Annabelle to be born then kill her and Adrienne and then Jon was proven to be false because, guess what, Patrick S. Tomlinson said he didn't say that. What more proof do you need? It's right there in the police report!
I'm almost positive this is exactly how retarded he actually is, like this isn't a technicality Tomlinson thing, he thinks that's how things actually work.

Imagine how profoundly retarded you'd have to be to believe something like that.
 
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