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Latest Crashout- Vanilla Ice'd Thought Pulling A 9mm On Two Cops Was A Good Idea.

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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Jesus just take the fuckin gun charge. Rich kid probably wouldn’t even go to jail as a first timer

The mindset of a criminal is hilarious as they think they can just scoot around to the other aisle and that will somehow outsmart the cop
Lack of object permanence. If I can't see it, it no longer exists
 

Brooke Shields

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I usually wouldn't think someone with a vagina landing strip goatee would be a poor decision maker...

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fusciasomething

Jacques De Gautier
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It's not the guns it's the stupid fucking people. This is what normies aspire to now. Instead of his parents telling him to shut the fuck up and get back to computer programming/drawing/football/math they bought him gangsta sneakers and shit.
You think football makes people less stupid? Have you been to a bar or restaurant on a Sunday between Sept and Jan? It's the biggest gathering of worthless fucking idiots imaginable.
 

RoTheHo69

User of the smartnews app for smart people ONLY.
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You think football makes people less stupid? Have you been to a bar or restaurant on a Sunday between Sept and Jan? It's the biggest gathering of worthless fucking idiots imaginable.
Its a better pursuit for a moron than being gangsta. Watching football is another story I'm talking about involvement in athletics. Not everyone is a scientist but it doesn't mean they have to be a piru.

I say this as someone who hates football and basketball.
 
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