Latest Crashout- Vanilla Ice'd Thought Pulling A 9mm On Two Cops Was A Good Idea.

[FatPatsBaps]

I laughed and cried in all the right places.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Jesus just take the fuckin gun charge. Rich kid probably wouldn’t even go to jail as a first timer

The mindset of a criminal is hilarious as they think they can just scoot around to the other aisle and that will somehow outsmart the cop

 

[wbgreen]

You have to go out of your way to fuck up being born on third base.

Probably never had to face consequences before, because of mom and dad's money, so felt invincible. Never needed to do anything productive, because of mom and dad's money, so could LARP as a gangsta all day.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Was that second round of shots all from the cop or was the kids gun going off?

 

[Cuphead]

This thread is a real rib buster

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Was that second round of shots all from the cop or was the kids gun going off?

I was wondering that too

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I was wondering that too

I just wonder did the kid actually get a good hold on the gun for the cop to unload like he did if it was him. Also that final shot seemed a little delayed lol

 

[Cuphead]

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They removed it. Would be a shame if somebody reposted it

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Jesus just take the fuckin gun charge. Rich kid probably wouldn’t even go to jail as a first timer

The mindset of a criminal is hilarious as they think they can just scoot around to the other aisle and that will somehow outsmart the cop

Lack of object permanence. If I can't see it, it no longer exists

 

[Brooke Shields]

I usually wouldn't think someone with a vagina landing strip goatee would be a poor decision maker...

 

[Cuphead]

 

[Chive Turkey]

Comment section knockin it outta the fawkin park for us tuhday.

 

[fusciasomething]

It's not the guns it's the stupid fucking people. This is what normies aspire to now. Instead of his parents telling him to shut the fuck up and get back to computer programming/drawing/football/math they bought him gangsta sneakers and shit.

You think football makes people less stupid? Have you been to a bar or restaurant on a Sunday between Sept and Jan? It's the biggest gathering of worthless fucking idiots imaginable.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Cops were quick to get their guns out.

 

[Toast]

Comment section knockin it outta the fawkin park for us tuhday.

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Is that Russian? Are you a commie bastard?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Cops were quick to get their guns out.

Did you see how scary this kid was? He’d kill ya quick as look at ya

 

[JRKT]

Even white ppl getting murked by cops. But you won't see that on the news.

 

[Harry Powell]

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Cops were quick to get their guns out.

they already knew he had his weapon on him

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

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they already knew he had his weapon on him

When a cop approaches you with his gun drawn telling you it’s because you can’t have a passenger on your scooter you know you fawked up

 

[RoTheHo69]

You think football makes people less stupid? Have you been to a bar or restaurant on a Sunday between Sept and Jan? It's the biggest gathering of worthless fucking idiots imaginable.

Its a better pursuit for a moron than being gangsta. Watching football is another story I'm talking about involvement in athletics. Not everyone is a scientist but it doesn't mean they have to be a piru.

I say this as someone who hates football and basketball.