Lana Del Rey is dating an ugly white trash dude from Louisiana

[ミスタースパーコル]

It was a cartoon in America, I guess you gooks only watch anime.

Not so fast.

Edit 1 I forget there was an actual EggsMen anime

 

[ISO__JOE]

That's not the guy. This is the guy.
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He looks like he belongs hanging off the back of a garbage truck in Long Island. Ill give him credit for even asking her out. Lana is hot as fuck.

 

[Mustard]

"Daddy issues?" She's almost 40

I said, "performance art". women who have those issues turn into validation seeking sluts their whole lives. Think of Marylin Monroe dating then marrying ugly ass Arthur Miller. I think that's what this is supposed to be but with a redneck spin, she's using her public appearances with this rube as a medium of artistic expression about that subject or some bullshit along those lines + publicity

 

[Rick Roblinson]

He looks like he belongs hanging off the back of a garbage truck in Long Island. Ill give him credit for even asking her out. Lana is hot as fuck.

He looks like the 3rd Cumia brother.

 

[Mustard]

They met in 2019 apparently, but didnt start dating until recently, my guess is that Jeremy Dufrsene didn't want her when she was fat

 

[chiquita banana]

So so so so you're saying I'm NOT Daddy enough for you!?!

You see how everyone else is responding to the topic and not just repeating memes over and over again like a fucking retard? Try doing that. Bet you can't parasite.

 

[The Sue Deal]

She’s just dating the average O&A fan

 

[UnPRePared]

You see how everyone else is responding to the topic and not just repeating memes over and over again like a fucking retard? Try doing that. Bet you can't parasite.

I'm comparing trash to trash.

You ever looked in the mirror to do that, Missy?

 

[Mustard]

I said, "performance art". women who have those issues turn into validation seeking sluts their whole lives. Think of Marylin Monroe dating then marrying ugly ass Arthur Miller. I think that's what this is supposed to be but with a redneck spin, she's using her public appearances with this rube as a medium of artistic expression about that subject or some bullshit along those lines + publicity

I think this has been validated

 

[satanssockpuppet]

My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
My eyes are wide like cherry pies
I got sweet taste for men who are older
It's always been so, it's no surprise
Harvey's in the sky with diamonds and he's making me crazy
(I come alive, alive)
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby
Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on, baby
Oh, oh yeah
I fall asleep in an American flag
I wear my diamonds on Skid Row
I pledge allegiance to my dad
For teaching me everything he knows
Harvey's in the sky with diamonds and he's making me crazy
(I come alive, alive)
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby, yeah
Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icys
Don't treat me rough, treat me really niceys
Decorate my neck, diamantes ices
Why, come on, come on
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, yeah
Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Come on, come on, come on, baby
Come on, come on, come on, baby
Oh, oh
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Ooh, ah
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Ooh, oh yeah

No one can accuse her of being nebulous about it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola

Does it?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Damn if it wasn't for this guy you could have had her



lol

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Does it?

Personally, I find that very difficult to believe. If true, I have to believe she'd be far more popular.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

The guy isn't much older than her, just hard living
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I’m not gonna pretend I wouldn’t, and I bet she’s a great fuck, but I’ve never understood the craziness over her. I think she’s just a tall slender white woman with a 6/10 face.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I’m not gonna pretend I wouldn’t, and I bet she’s a great fuck, but I’ve never understood the craziness over her.

She's no Justice Gorak.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

She's no Justice Gorak.

She’s no Bonnie McFarlane

 

[lowend73]

It's obviously just a weird "I have daddy issues" performance art/publicity stunt bullshit but the headline and photo of the guy got my ribs. The name Dufresne made me think that he was perhaps some obscure French artist no one in the US has heard of but no apparently this guy's just a loser tour guide or something. If it's true than that's fucked up and hilarious.

He's probably a "DJ".

 

[captainjapan]

Why do you think he's a dumb jew?

 

[WhereWeAt]

They met in 2019 apparently, but didnt start dating until recently, my guess is that Jeremy Dufrsene didn't want her when she was fat

Their schedules clashed until now

 

[Kinderman]

My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
My eyes are wide like cherry pies
I got sweet taste for men who are older
It's always been so, it's no surprise
Harvey's in the sky with diamonds and he's making me crazy
(I come alive, alive)
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby
Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on, baby
Oh, oh yeah
I fall asleep in an American flag
I wear my diamonds on Skid Row
I pledge allegiance to my dad
For teaching me everything he knows
Harvey's in the sky with diamonds and he's making me crazy
(I come alive, alive)
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby, yeah
Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icys
Don't treat me rough, treat me really niceys
Decorate my neck, diamantes ices
Why, come on, come on
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, yeah
Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Come on, come on, come on, baby
Come on, come on, come on, baby
Oh, oh
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Ooh, ah
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Ooh, oh yeah

No one can accuse her of being nebulous about it.

Incidentally, the “Harvey” referenced in that song is Harvey Weinstein. Not kidding. Oopsie doodles.