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Kys retard

Salted Earth Truffle

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Jenna

Jenna

be nice to Jenna
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RoTheHo69 said:
Unbelievable. How many people here have opie and anthony shirts or Colin Quinn shirts? dan mullen shirts? yeah ok you mick jerkoff.
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You walk into the Comedy Cellar, jacket zipped up tight from the Manhattan chill. The table immediately notices, Colin leans over and whispers something to Keith who begins to chuckle. You know what's coming, they know what's coming, but tonight things are going to be different.

You saunter over to the table, briefly greeting them before heading to a coat rack. You unzip your jacket to reveal a kelly green t-shirt, immediately Colin and the other comics are unable to contain their chuckling. Colin clears his throat and starts.

"Hey! Nice shirt, stu..."

You turn around. Colin is stunned. Bobby starts throwing up. Keith starts screaming like a black woman in church.

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You give them 30 seconds to compose themselves, shock quickly turns to horror.

"You were saying, Colin?"

Colin hasn't made eye contact. Finally he looks up.

"Great shirt, smart man."
 
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