King Charles III diagnosed with cancer

[Uncle Floyd]

Kate's British hot. She's rather dumpy outside of the island

Eh, she'd be the hottest mom at the bake sale in my neck of the woods.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Eh, she'd be the hottest mom at the bake sale in my neck of the woods.

Her sister is cuter

 

[guest]

Kate's British hot. She's rather dumpy outside of the island

Do you mean frumpy? Dumpy means short and chubby, no? And she's about 5'9 and very (some would say too) slim

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Do you mean frumpy? Dumpy means short and chubby, no? And she's about 5'9 and very (some would say too) slim

Yes, that's a better word. She also doesn't have an upper lip and I can't stand broads with no lips (missy)

 

[guest]

Yes, that's a better word. She also doesn't have an upper lip and I can't stand broads with no lips (missy)

She's very photogenic (don't think I've ever seen a bad picture of her) but she has zero sex appeal for me. She was also recently in the hospital for two weeks after "abdominal surgery", which is a long time. I had to have major surgery in 2018 and was in for 8 days afterwards, 3 of those in ICU, so 2 weeks is no joke.

 

[Dennyislife]

So this is how I, just, found out he has cancer.

 

[Build Black Better]

So this is how I, just, found out he has cancer.

Nice, commas, stupid,

 

[Dennyislife]

Nice, commas, stupid,

Thank you, I mean, it

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I had to have major surgery in 2018 and was in for 8 days afterwards, 3 of those in ICU, so 2 weeks is no joke.

You had those horns removed? The ones that started growing right after you got into Int'l finance? ...hoo, hoo, hoo...

 

[guest]

You had those horns removed? The ones that started growing right after you got into Int'l finance? ...hoo, hoo, hoo...

It's a 666 on the scalp actually, but as long as you keep your hair, it's fine.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

you didn't need to record a personal celebration just for the news-even

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

She's very photogenic (don't think I've ever seen a bad picture of her) but she has zero sex appeal for me. She was also recently in the hospital for two weeks after "abdominal surgery", which is a long time. I had to have major surgery in 2018 and was in for 8 days afterwards, 3 of those in ICU, so 2 weeks is no joke.

You’re telling me you wouldn’t take a cold pity handjob from her as you lay in some obnoxious bed from the 19th century surrounded by marble busts with a fire crackling in the background?

 

[guest]

You’re telling me you wouldn’t take a cold pity handjob from her as you lay in some obnoxious bed from the 19th century surrounded by marble busts with a fire crackling in the background?

There are rumours that William likes to get pegged, that she refuses to take part in it, and has given him the OK to get it from some upper class bint whose name I've forgotten (the wife of a friend of his.) The poor woman (Kate) has probably never been fucked properly. In this spirit, I'd eat her out and then give her an enthusiastic 3 minute pounding. For the show.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

There are rumours that William likes to get pegged, that she refuses to take part in it, and has given him the OK to get it from some upper class bint whose name I've forgotten (the wife of a friend of his.) The poor woman (Kate) has probably never been fucked properly. In this spirit, I'd eat her out and then give her an enthusiastic 3 minute pounding. For the show.

Firm agree, old chap. Something very elegant about her and I’d be lucky to last 3 minutes

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Kate is so upper crust and British that fucking an actual dead fish would be more fun
Also I firmly believe the rumor that her surgery was actually a BBL

 

[Dog Eater]

Every time I see William and Harry photos side by side I laugh at how we’re meant to believe that Charles is Harry’s father.

 

[guest]

Every time I see William and Harry photos side by side I laugh at how we’re meant to believe that Charles is Harry’s father.

He actually looks more and more like him as he gets older, and even more like Philip when he was younger. The red hair is from the Spencers. Diana's brother was also a ginger. She was shagging Hewitt after he was born and Hewitt was quite a dashing chap. Harry would be better looking if he was actually his dad.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

He actually looks more and more like him as he gets older, and even more like Philip when he was younger. The red hair is from the Spencers. Diana's brother was also a ginger. She was shagging Hewitt after he was born and Hewitt was quite a dashing chap. Harry would be better looking if he was actually his dad.

You should feel shame for knowing this.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I want enough of them to die so that the niglet can be kang.

So a King Ralph situation?

 

[guest]

You should feel shame for knowing this.

Hard not to know growing up in the UK in the 90s