Enjoy that daily Mountain Dew.
A decade of not being a father doesn't warrant a mention.
A decade of not being a father doesn't warrant a mention.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Kidney stones before he was 40.
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"I've broken 6 bones"
Have ya?
Have ya?
Bones like dust. Not much calcium when a diet consists of meatloaf and the Dew.
There was a kid on my football team growing up that we called “brittle bones” because every fucking year he broke his arm or leg.
His dad stocked vending machines and he always had free sodas and energy drinks.
Thats how I learned how much that shit destroys your body. To this day I cant drink a soda without feeling shitty about myself
His dad stocked vending machines and he always had free sodas and energy drinks.
Thats how I learned how much that shit destroys your body. To this day I cant drink a soda without feeling shitty about myself
Pat really loved his Mountain Dew. Fatso couldn't stop talking about it.
Adam Carolla on Loveline used to call Mountain Dew "nectar of the retards" and it's as accurate today as it was then.
Adam Carolla on Loveline used to call Mountain Dew "nectar of the retards" and it's as accurate today as it was then.
But you can jerk off during your post. Atleast you have your priorities in order.
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He's probably got the cholesterol levels and blood pressure of a 65 year old.
His bloated eyelids and fat, rosacea cheeks are a huge diabetes redflag.
His bloated eyelids and fat, rosacea cheeks are a huge diabetes redflag.
He talks about kicking the habit in 2017. Is there a Soda Anonymous group in your area? I might need to talk with someone about my addiction.
I wouldnt have it any other way than cranking it on Uncle Sams dime
What pitiful nothing is so weak that they have to have, as a grown adult, a sponsor? Ohhhh I had a thought I'm not supposed to have - SPONSOR TELL ME I'M A GOOD GOY!He talks about kicking the habit in 2017. Is there a Soda Anonymous group in your area? I might need to talk with someone about my addiction.
triple yuck
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I've broken at least 6 ribs since I've been coming here so maybe that's not a lie. Anyone can do it.
Pat thinks that is normal by that age. It isnt.
How do you break your bones laying under a pink blankie all day?
Cant ya?
He's never broken a bone. He takes a picture of every unimportant thing that happens to him but he's never posted one of himself in any sort of cast or brace. Dumb pig thinks it sounds tough or manly to have broken bones when really saying you broke 6 makes you sound like a clumsy retard.
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He has the funniest little peculiarities. Daily mountain dew. Haha. Brain damaged pig.
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Technicality pat. He's broken 6 chicken bones from chewing too hard.
I broke my wrist falling out of a tree when I was a kid in the 5th grade. Since then, I managed to avoid breaking bones, even through high school sports.
Breaking 6 bones is some sort of bone deficiency, especially when you didn't play any sports in high school.
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Breaking 6 bones is some sort of bone deficiency, especially when you didn't play any sports in high school.
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He's said that a bully broke his arm once (which is very likely a lie). And now he's the cyber bully. What a petulant, damaged brat.
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Same here and that includes years of skiing. If you're playing a violent sport I could see having a couple broken bones but I don't even think most professional football players have 6 broken bones throughout a playing career. The only people I know of who might have 6 broken bones are the upper echelon of extreme sports. People like Travis Pastrana or guys like Johnny Knoxville who are getting paid for the risk. Rick lays on the couch all day. There's either some kind of Tomlinson Technicality behind it, like he broke a finger or 2 and he's counting each bone in the finger, or else he picked a number he thought sounded reasonable without actually thinking it through.