Kevin Smith is finally being turned on by his fanbase and geeks

[DMAN]

Jason Mewes, embarrassing to watch. It stopped being funny Clerks 2 when he looked emaciated.

Now just comes off sad that a senior citizen is an illiterate stoner.
10 years ago? You could have made them cute little anime characters, or even pixar movies.
Now? Meth mouth Mewes with dentures, it's not cute.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I saw a picture of Smith the other day, with his fridge bodied daughter beside him. The text beneath the picture mistakenly called her Smith's wife.

It made me smile. We ALL see it, Kevin.

 

[DMAN]

Cutie on the right would never be friends with this humpty dumpty hoe, if not for Hollywood escapism

CLERKS - It's for niggers and chinks now!

 

[UnPRePared]

It's pretty Aaron Spelling-esque, the nepotism of using his wife and daughter in his films.

Again, I get having family around while you work. I get having them involved. I even get the logic of introducing them to your "family trade" (that's a real stretch, you Jersey hick).

Here's the thing: keep them behind the scenes. They're still there that way. Work them up, get them experience. Fucking John Huston and Roger Corman followed logic like this - look how that worked out.

Instead you put them in front of the camera in large supporting roles, or even starring roles. THEY CAN'T ACT. My lovely mum has a singing voice that could make dogs commit suicide, I wouldn't put her on stage in Isernhagen for a reprise of "Inside", though.

I'm sure his wife and daughter are fine people, but unless they take acting classes, keep them the Fuck off camera. That's how you get Yoga Hosers.

 

[FLUUUID]

Is there some way to hasten his decline

 

[Cuphead]

Cutie on the right would never be friends with this humpty dumpty hoe, if not for Hollywood escapism

CLERKS - It's for niggers and chinks now!

I still can't believe he actually brought in the token muzzie with the hijab and everything.

 

[wbgreen]

Jason Mewes, embarrassing to watch. It stopped being funny Clerks 2 when he looked emaciated.

Now just comes off sad that a senior citizen is an illiterate stoner.
10 years ago? You could have made them cute little anime characters, or even pixar movies.
Now? Meth mouth Mewes with dentures, it's not cute.

Jason Mewes is somehow more pathetic in real life than his character.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Jason Mewes is somehow more pathetic in real life than his character.

At least Jay fucked the naked chick from American Pie.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ever since he almost died, I think he has just shifted to doing anything that his daughter wants.

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

It's pretty Aaron Spelling-esque, the nepotism of using his wife and daughter in his films.

Again, I get having family around while you work. I get having them involved. I even get the logic of introducing them to your "family trade" (that's a real stretch, you Jersey hick).

Here's the thing: keep them behind the scenes. They're still there that way. Work them up, get them experience. Fucking John Huston and Roger Corman followed logic like this - look how that worked out.

Instead you put them in front of the camera in large supporting roles, or even starring roles. THEY CAN'T ACT. My lovely mum has a singing voice that could make dogs commit suicide, I wouldn't put her on stage in Isernhagen for a reprise of "Inside", though.

I'm sure his wife and daughter are fine people, but unless they take acting classes, keep them the Fuck off camera. That's how you get Yoga Hosers.

She has a good dumper, and that's about it.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

At least Jay fucked the naked chick from American Pie.

He fucked Nicole Richie as well.