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Just stop, Pat.

iBangedQuasi

Bed Wetter.
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Schitzo theory: Milwaukee is a nigger ridden dump with lots of section 8 and presumably low tax income. I bet the police budget is comparatively low to other cities with more affluence and similar populations. So maybe the police, or another government actor is calling in these so next fiscal year they can say look at all these SWATTing calls, we need more money!

Give me the car crashes. I'm more wasted than Handsom_Pat.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Pat thinks he used his martial arts to foil a group of cops.

This guy is a legit retard.


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Jesse Ventura

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Pat thinks he used his martial arts to foil a group of cops.

This guy is a legit retard.


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So he thinks a group of cops tried to wrangle his fat ass, failed, and then just said “Ah you know what fellas, let’s go home. Tomlinson has foiled us again.”

He 100% recites Travis Bickle-like material while staring into a mirror.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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Pat thinks he used his martial arts to foil a group of cops.

This guy is a legit retard.


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Yes Rick, that’s how police work. They try to subdue you but if they can’t after a couple of minutes then they just give up and leave and you get to go free. It’s like some kind of American Gladiator game.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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This is the correct answer. People who think Patrick is still paying for these are getting it wrong. Torswats got stiffed in April, swatted Pat a few more times to fuck with him, then stopped swatting entirely. At some point he got back into it and found Jackie's speech, and started doing it to Pat again.
Exactly this. Even Pat isn't dumb enough to go back to this. He's just still paying off his previous debts.
 
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