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[The Talking Dead]

Next you're going to tell me most people don't have boarded up buildings in their bridal photos?

Neither of these slobs bothered to lose weight for their wedding day. Crossing your arms won't hide that gut, Patty, you big, fat pig.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This picture is perhaps the best solid proof available that she is a lesbian and theirs is a sham marriage. Even ugly chicks plan and dream about their wedding day from girlhood onwards. Their dress, their handsome prince, blah blah. Only a donut-bumper would wear a wine-coloured matronly frock, skate shoes and be sitting as far away as possible with her legs crossed away from her "husband." What a sad pair of schlubs they are.

That’s what so funny - all their wedding photos there’s like 2-3 feet of space in between them. Even the most tomboy of girls “cleans up real nice” for their wedding. Niki put about 5 minutes into her appearance for her big day. You would think this is her second marriage (both of my parent got re-married to people who also had been married before so they weren’t the typical big wedding and scaled down) but no - this is her 1 and only wedding (so far)

This was all done to make her mom happy and so they did the most minimum possible since Niki and Pat are two lazy slobs.

 

[The Talking Dead]

That’s what so funny - all their wedding photos there’s like 2-3 feet of space in between them. Even the most tomboy of girls “cleans up real nice” for their wedding. Niki put about 5 minutes into her appearance for her big day. You would think this is her second marriage (both of my parent got re-married to people who also had been married before so they weren’t the typical big wedding and scaled down) but no - this is her 1 and only wedding (so far)

This was all done to make her mom happy and so they did the most minimum possible since Niki and Pat are two lazy slobs.

Didn't they have the actual wedding in some shitty little cafe with the world's most uncomfortable looking chairs too? Everything about that wedding was so crappy and depressing looking.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Didn't they have the actual wedding in some shitty little cafe with the world's most uncomfortable looking chairs too? Everything about that wedding was so crappy and depressing looking.

Yes, it was some coffee house and the place didn’t even have matching chairs - even a fawkin VFW hall can provide your event with matching chairs. Looked a thrift shop’s furniture section.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Should have included a little 1/16 scale V6 mustang.

 

[MonsterSteve]

That DeLoreon didn't have an engine. It was a prop car.

Embarrassing.

"That is not a fat gut hanging over my pants, child. Never gained a pound, child."

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Haven't gained an inch around my waist, stlaker! I still wear 34" pants!

When you tuck it under your fat gut, sure, I guess that's true.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Haven't gained an inch around my waist, stlaker! I still wear 34" pants!

When you tuck it under your fat gut, sure, I guess that's true.

I wonder when he finally break down and buy pants big enough to tuck his gut into like Shane does. I still can’t believe those gross fatso actually posted shirtless selfies to “get” us.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[AliceWorquer]

Next you're going to tell me most people don't have boarded up buildings in their bridal photos?

It's pretty standard for newlyweds to sit as far from eachother as possible in photos. A woman crossing her legs away from a man is a clear sign she's into him.

 

[Rudderman]

To be fair, the owner of the car probably asked them not to sit too close together so they wouldn't ruin the shocks.

 

[Cumiace]

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[Udders]

I had to think for a minute about the teeth in the spoon haha, well done.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Next you're going to tell me most people don't have boarded up buildings in their bridal photos?