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Just released: The Official Patrick S. Tomlinson Starter Kit
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I forgot how small the wedding cake was.
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I get everything except the nest...
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It appears to be empty.
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What a terrible cake - mr 6 figure author with a wife that makes “almost” as much as him (according to him) and they had a total poor person wedding. Wasn’t it not even on a Saturday? Like a Thursday? Niki wore a dress that was probably a bridesmaid dress from her sisters wedding and had no wedding party.
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Next you're going to tell me most people don't have boarded up buildings in their bridal photos?
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Wasn't the wedding at some broken down back room of a coffee shop? One of the older ladies was wearing an expensive looking dress sitting on a rusty chair which probably gave her tetanus?
Zero effort, which should have been written on their cake.
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That DeLoreon didn't have an engine. It was a prop car.Next you're going to tell me most people don't have boarded up buildings in their bridal photos?
Embarrassing.
"That is not a fat gut hanging over my pants, child. Never gained a pound, child."
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"Haven't gained a pound since high school"Next you're going to tell me most people don't have boarded up buildings in their bridal photos?
Nigga I can see your gut clearly in this picture
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The sunglasses with the reflection of his fat hoof taking a selfie and the dry erase marker killed me.
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Nerf gun sold separately
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It would make sense that even their wedding was annoying. Mid week weddings with no/cash bar are cheesy and people make excuses to not have to go
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That dumb Delorean was the majority of their wedding budget. They didn’t even pay enough to drive it - just sit in and on it. I like that Niki didn’t even try to get in shape for her wedding - just a natural slob that married another slob.Next you're going to tell me most people don't have boarded up buildings in their bridal photos?
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It was def cash bar - I think a miller lite is in one of his wedding photos while claiming he doesn’t drink miller lite. The place didn’t even have matching chairs! They prob brought their own beer in coolers.
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Also how pathetic.
The stitching on those pants is screaming for mercy.
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Even more impressively, she seemed to actively gain weight for the wedding. Vurry progressive.
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Where's the knife to keep in your ass?
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This picture is perhaps the best solid proof available that she is a lesbian and theirs is a sham marriage. Even ugly chicks plan and dream about their wedding day from girlhood onwards. Their dress, their handsome prince, blah blah. Only a donut-bumper would wear a wine-coloured matronly frock, skate shoes and be sitting as far away as possible with her legs crossed away from her "husband." What a sad pair of schlubs they are.Next you're going to tell me most people don't have boarded up buildings in their bridal photos?
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Wrong again, stlaker. That wood is simply an architectural feature of the abandoned building we posed in front of.Next you're going to tell me most people don't have boarded up buildings in their bridal photos?
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Brutal lol