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Just relax, Child. I won't hurt you.

Agent Smith

You are a plague and we are the cure.
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Late-October pumpkin?
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A jerk-o-lantern.
 

RoTheHo69

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And bragged that he doesn’t go to a barber - he goes to a “stylist” like that’s something to impress people. I bet he goes to a hair cuttery / super cuts chain now, Pat is too scared to go to a barbershop like a man. He knows they will goof on him.
He goes to a female barber who makes him look like a transvestite betty boop.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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He goes to a female barber who makes him look like a transvestite betty boop.
That fake drunk text that was sent to her was rib busting. Having to remind her that it was Pat..the sci-fi author and showing off his meatloaf. It wasnt long after that she turned republican, quit her job, and moved to florida.
 
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