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Just lost a good friend.

JumboYumYums

Prison awaits, stlaker.
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You do.
if it makes you feel any better,
his lifeless corpse is waiting in the morgue RIGHT NOW, no heart beat , decay has started, and he will be incinerated, the meat bag tossed into the fire of a thousand suns.
but that friend of yours, he's DEAD, LIFELESS, DECEASED. so he won't feel anything.
cheer up butter cup. You sound like a sniveling ninny.

Remember, your best friend is dead, but you're not!

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RaggotFetard

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I just texted my best friend on Christmas to tell him that I love him. Been friends since middle school and we’re both 38 now. He recently bought himself a ranch in the middle of nowhere in SoCal, and I recently moved to Chicago. He’s got a wife and a young son now, and I’m still a degenerate drunk fucking slampigs after bars, but we still make time to chat and share shit about our lives. Make sure to share stories about him to others close to you so you keep his memory alive. I think you’re only truly dead when people stop bringing you up. Sorry for your loss.
 
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I don't have many friends. He was barely into his 30s.

I don't care if I sound like a faggot - tell the people in your life that you love them. You never know how much longer you have, and it's best that people know how you feel about them before they part. You never get the chance again after they're gone.

I love all you faggots.
He was 14 years old.

(That's a Patrice joke, not an Ant pedo joke. Seriously though, sorry that happened.)
 

NoBacon

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I didn’t know her that well but a friend of a friend felt sick for a while, ignored it because it wasn’t that bad, then finally saw a doctor because she couldn’t shake it and wanted to know what was going on. She then found out she had weeks to live, and died shortly after in her 30s, two young kids.

I also know a family friend who had hip surgery, was perfectly healthy - the anaesthetic shut down her organs and she died delirious a few days later.

I know quite a few young people who “died suddenly” with unknown cardiac issues that had nothing to do with the vaccine!!!!
 

Easily_Remembered

This is now Reddit. Don't upset the Cool Kids!
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I didn’t know her that well but a friend of a friend felt sick for a while, ignored it because it wasn’t that bad, then finally saw a doctor because she couldn’t shake it and wanted to know what was going on. She then found out she had weeks to live, and died shortly after in her 30s, two young kids.

I also know a family friend who had hip surgery, was perfectly healthy - the anaesthetic shut down her organs and she died delirious a few days later.

I know quite a few young people who “died suddenly” with unknown cardiac issues that had nothing to do with the vaccine!!!!
Luckily my friend didn't die from the Jew Stew lol.
 

NoBacon

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Luckily my friend didn't die from the Jew Stew lol.

I’m almost 35 and I haven’t got a wife or kids, I spend all my time at a job I’m miserable doing, I’ve alienated 90% of the people in my life that I care about being a retard.

I hope I don’t get unlucky like these other young people, I want to fix things and build a life worth losing first lol
 

CQ Beans

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I don't have many friends. He was barely into his 30s.

I don't care if I sound like a faggot - tell the people in your life that you love them. You never know how much longer you have, and it's best that people know how you feel about them before they part. You never get the chance again after they're gone.

I love all you faggots.
Sorry for your loss. Going through the same except he was an older guy who was way past retirement and should’ve just gone down South where he bought a home.
 

BUBBLER

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I just texted my best friend on Christmas to tell him that I love him. Been friends since middle school and we’re both 38 now. He recently bought himself a ranch in the middle of nowhere in SoCal, and I recently moved to Chicago. He’s got a wife and a young son now, and I’m still a degenerate drunk fucking slampigs after bars, but we still make time to chat and share shit about our lives. Make sure to share stories about him to others close to you so you keep his memory alive. I think you’re only truly dead when people stop bringing you up. Sorry for your loss.
Haha you love a man
 

Chive Turkey

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Sorry for your loss. Going through the same except he was an older guy who was way past retirement and should’ve just gone down South where he bought a home.
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