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This faggot definitely called the cops on me.
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Probably not. Thankfully I'm in the right and not the one who called. The guy's been drinking so I'll just remind the cop the drunk parked in my spot and I yelled at him.I can't imagine cops are going to be pleased being bothered with that shit.
White and in his late 40s. Drinks often. Moved here a few years ago and in his first week living here tried shouting at me to not use the dumpster because he didn't think I lived there. I remember telling him at the time that I lived here and he should maybe ask next time instead of looking silly. He did apologize at that time and it's basically the only dialogue we have ever had until tonight.Describe this guy.
The night is youngNo police, so I'm assuming they either don't care or he didn't call
He's lucky I don't kick his door in tonight as he's sleeping.
Do it anyway, for the goof.No police, so I'm assuming they either don't care or he didn't call
He's lucky I don't kick his door in tonight as he's sleeping.
Had a buddy who burst into his Israeli roommate's room one night with a headscarf and a kendo sword, ululating like a Mujahadeen moving in for the kill.Do it anyway, for the goof.
One sold her place because the night life here isn't fun (because that's important when you're in your 40s and have a daughter who's in college) and moved back to St. Louis where I'm sure she'll have fun clubbing I guess.What happened to the ladies that think you are a crack head
Oh yeah I remember one of them is on welfare for her daughter that's in college that's some bs mangOne sold her place because the night life here isn't fun (because that's important when you're in your 40s and have a daughter who's in college) and moved back to St. Louis where I'm sure she'll have fun clubbing I guess.
The other cunt is probably on her way out soon. Her daughter is due to graduate and with that the child support payments stop and she won't be able to afford her rent. She's one of the few people here who isn't an owner and is getting a killer deal on her place at $1,000 a month where the whole area averages over $2,000 to rent. She wasn't supposed to be here as long as she has been, the owner of the unit was only looking to help her out which was why he did such low rent, but soon she won't even be able to afford that, which is crazy.
The new guy who bought the other ones unit seems to be using the place as monthly vacation spot because he comes and goes. So far he seems decent.
It's funny how many people live here seasonally and rent their place out when they're not here. I'm one of the few full time residents so I've set my ways. I don't like to be bothered for stupid shit and I don't like people parking in my spot.
Perfect nightThe night is young
Nothing is worse than being surrounded by women you don't want to sleep with.One sold her place because the night life here isn't fun (because that's important when you're in your 40s and have a daughter who's in college) and moved back to St. Louis where I'm sure she'll have fun clubbing I guess.
The other cunt is probably on her way out soon. Her daughter is due to graduate and with that the child support payments stop and she won't be able to afford her rent. She's one of the few people here who isn't an owner and is getting a killer deal on her place at $1,000 a month where the whole area averages over $2,000 to rent. She wasn't supposed to be here as long as she has been, the owner of the unit was only looking to help her out which was why he did such low rent, but soon she won't even be able to afford that, which is crazy.
The new guy who bought the other ones unit seems to be using the place as monthly vacation spot because he comes and goes. So far he seems decent.
It's funny how many people live here seasonally and rent their place out when they're not here. I'm one of the few full time residents so I've set my ways. I don't like to be bothered for stupid shit and I don't like people parking in my spot.
You mean family?Nothing is worse than being surrounded by women you don't want to sleep with.
We had shit trash neighbors that would literally park in front of our driveway, blocking us from leaving whenever they would party. So got a stem cap remover from Walmart for $2, in the bike aisle. They remove the Schrader valve core from the tire. This is both cheaper/less damaging than slashing their tires, as all they need to is replace the stem valve, and more of a time wasting pain in the ass, as they have to find out why the tire is deflated and then buy and install stem valves. Make sure you slowly remove the valve and wear hearing protection, if you go too fast the air escaping is very loud.I don't like to be bothered for stupid shit and I don't like people parking in my spot.
So far I'm on his sideWhite
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