Just another Christmas eve drinking and driving

[DougOutDoug]

He's parked in front of the Balzac Wine Bar again (don't ask me how I austisicly determined this), so he's definitely drinking and driving on Christmas Eve instead of being around family. Also he's always in this area instead of Hooligans or the Swinging Door so it is safe to say he is banned from both establishments, probably due to his personality and pig smell.

Balzac closed for good last month so he's probably at Hi Hat or the Garage, which are right there next to each other. I believe Hi Hat is where that tall tale of fighting a literal Nazi several years ago occurred if anyone remembers that.

 

[Stent]

He could crash and die on Christmas and it wouldn't cause a ripple in his child's enjoyment of the day for the rest of her life.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Christmas eve babe......innnnn the drunk tank!

 

[firstimelongtime]

Why would a cyberstalking victim voluntarily post a picture of his license plate?

Or the license plate of his car? Or his street address (on at least two occasions)? I'm beginning think that this Tomlinson fella is kind of stupid.

To his credit, however, he doesn't post vacation whereabouts & photos until after. That baffles me, Pat being Pat.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

To his credit, however, he doesn't post vacation whereabouts & photos until after. That baffles me, Pat being Pat.

He isnt happy about having to do that or else he would post those real time too.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I'm at the Nutcracker with my parents and three sisters. I'm fuckin miserable but I'd rather be here with them than at Hooligans with Penny Eater.

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You mean spending time with family during the holiday season is better than childing people on X all day? Pat should look in to this.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You mean spending time with family during the holiday season is better than childing people on X all day? Pat should look in to this.

He went silent to try and create the illusion he is surrounded by loved ones. In reality he is surrounded by a half empty beer and the reminder that he isnt spending the holiday with his daughter again. Just the way he likes it.

 

[Cuphead]

He went silent to try and create the illusion he is surrounded by loved ones. In reality he is surrounded by a half empty beer and the reminder that he isnt spending the holiday with his daughter again. Just the way he likes it.

I love that he's trying to convince people he's with family. No pictures of anything, the constant sperging on Twitter all morning, and you know damn well if he was with family they wouldn't be at his shitty house.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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He and Joe are the same person, they both think they look bad ass in their helmets. That Joe one with the face mask pulled up is a banger

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love that he's trying to convince people he's with family. No pictures of anything, the constant sperging on Twitter all morning, and you know damn well if he was with family they wouldn't be at his shitty house.

With the holiday falling on a monday, maybe his parents and nikis sister wont have time to host a second dinner just for their special boy like the last few years. Pats mom might have caved in and let him come over. You know he loves that christmas ham and triple servings of different flavored carbs. They would be sick of him by 5pm. Ranting about politics and his internet problems. God he must be the worst guest.

 

[Cuphead]

With the holiday falling on a monday, maybe his parents and nikis sister wont have time to host a second dinner just for their special boy like the last few years. Pats mom might have caved in and let him come over. You know he loves that christmas ham and triple servings of different flavored carbs. They would be sick of him by 5pm. Ranting about politics and his internet problems. God he must be the worst guest.

Probably smells too

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Probably smells too

I bet his parents have to tell the other guests a peptalk to remind them

" Patrick should be here in an hour. Remember not to talk about politics even if he brings it up"
" Also, hide the booze. He will still probably show up drunk but dont let him find the beer in the garage."

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

but dont let him find the beer in the garage."

Might want to hide the ham, too. Because he's fat and would probably eat the whole thing.

 

[MrRetardo]

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Get over yourself, you self important pig. Its too bad the Zetas didnt get a chance to cut your head off.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Might want to hide the ham, too. Because he's fat and would probably eat the whole thing.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Probably smells too

You think this guy looks smelly?