Just a typical school librarian on a typical thursday night

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Always figured you were a Stella Artois gal View attachment 145240

 

[SFWA liaison]

this is AI generated, alcohol is heavily restricted in Oman

 

[Matt from Tinder]

If I had to identify Bam in the morgue, I'd go straight to the belly button.

 

[captain_kamala]

If I had to identify Bam in the morgue, I'd go straight to the belly button.

That's what my parents are gonna have to do, God bless them

 

[captain_kamala]

Dan never uploaded the docs so this is the best content you're getting tonight, sorry.

 

[guest]

Bam is the stock photo model every hiring manager is looking for and will work a legitimate tech job long before Jackie ever does again. She's already administering a web forum with a wider audience than anything Jackie has ever made had. She may even be competitive with Rutgers alumni Bernard.

 

[chewtoycock]

This is a man that knows a thing or two about alcohol. And tipping well.

My spirit animal. I tried chugging mouthwash in sweatboxes but I could never get on his level no matter how the injuns guided me.

 

[captain_kamala]

This shit's getting warm but I'm determined to finish it

 

[PorqueDealer]

Im not an internet expert like Shane or Jackie but today of all days deserves a shot of the snizz.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I'm an Olde E guy myself. Or Genny Ice when I absolutely need to be useless the next day

 

[guest]

Just a steel-wool hairdo on a Saturday night

 

[MonsterSteve]

Write fuck you jackie on your excuse for tits or something so she knows you're not some stupid white bitch

 

[captain_kamala]

Just a steel-wool hairdo on a Saturday night

*waist length* steel wool hair. Go ahead and find another bitch with that.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Lunch Ladies are also attractive

 

[Milk74]

*waist length* steel wool hair. Go ahead and find another bitch with that.

 

[guest]

Explain all my typos then

You're stupid

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’m no stranger to the Natty Daddy.

They sell a 15 pack of them at a gas station near me but I think those days are behind me now. Much better than Steelies in my opinion.