Just a simple example of why this "smart" tech world is shittier than the old one.

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

The DMAN ranted before about the fact that he was gifted a free brand new TV and ended up without a remote. The TV had no buttons other than 1 big power button. So he couldn't connect the TV to wifi to get any apps or anything until he bought a roku or chromecast. No volume buttons for you. Had to buy a universal remote just to do that shit.

Put universal remote in docking station

 

[EraGodless]

I'm going for this look

These are pecks, child.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Hey simps and haters
What do you think about my current level of fatness
Your comments on my hair are irrelevant and I don't wanna hear it

Damn those hips are small. Your kids must have come out looking like cased sausages trying to squeeze through that narrow passage. Overall though, not bad. I’d stick my tongue right up your shitter like a pig looking for truffles and then drop a load on your thigh before I could even make it inside you. If that sounds like a good time DM me

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I wish I could afford a G-SHOCK version.

Mine keep on resetting everytime i'm on a trampoline

Its not the " OMG INDESTRUCTIBLE!" that makes it better. Its a proactive watch that self charges and self corrects in the middle of the night. Still more accurate than any fancy mechanical watch and can be replaced for $85.

 

[aRTie02150]

Another example.

Fuck smart watches

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That's my watch

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm going for this look

That's a white boy.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

That's a white boy.

Anthony prefers this to Rihanna

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Every morning I stand on the scale to weigh myself. Back in the 90s I'd hop on and it'd show me the number right away. Now when I stand on, I have to press through THREE fucking screens (the welcome screen, the confirmation of height, and confirmation of age). JUST TELL ME MY FUCKING WEIGHT, FUCK. And I either gotta use my toe or bend down to skip through these screens, like what the fuck were they thinking? Oh I know what they were thinking, let's hire street shitters and chinks to design this thing.

End scale rant.

Did you also have to make a god damn account with a password including special characters??

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Hey simps and haters
What do you think about my current level of fatness
Your comments on my hair are irrelevant and I don't wanna hear it

if

If this is actually you, I will gladly jack off to you out of respect.

Probably the last WOW that will ever happen

 

[captain_kamala]

Don't worry, she got fat. We always do

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If this is actually you, I will gladly jack off to you out of respect.

Probably the last WOW that will ever happen

Please don't

 

[We Have Everything]

Don't worry, she got fat. We always do

Please don't

"She" is also norwooding bad in the fat pic.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

"She" is also norwooding bad in the fat pic.

Baphomet confirmed

What's the over/under on Bam?

 

[We Have Everything]

Baphomet confirmed

What's the over/under on Bam?

Bam's vagina = real
Bam's mental illness = caused by being a cisgender Female who had to compete with Baphos in the modeling industry, and groomed by gay pedos.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Hey simps and haters
What do you think about my current level of fatness
Your comments on my hair are irrelevant and I don't wanna hear it

Your nautral hair is hot. Blondes are gross, and I’m just stunned how tight your latte-brown skin is. I know I’m a coomer but IMO you’re wildly sexy. Just shockingly hot.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

God I bet her asscrack is so tight and pert and her hole is so clean. You can tell she keeps it smooth and waxed and probably rubs a quick hit of lotion across it after a shower.

 

[NoBacon]

You’re not allowed to think anything was better in the past. In fact, it makes you an extremist.

We need progress! Huzzah! Science!

 

[H0meRunCumia]

Hey simps and haters
What do you think about my current level of fatness
Your comments on my hair are irrelevant and I don't wanna hear it

Ok, $1500.....

 

[Farmer Brown]

Hey simps and haters
What do you think about my current level of fatness
Your comments on my hair are irrelevant and I don't wanna hear it

If I was a hater I'd say you're sucking in your gut harder than nokes, and nice angle to hide that bellybutton deformity.

But I'm not. I'm a simp. Looking great! Beautiful as always!

 

[captain_kamala]

If I was a hater I'd say you're sucking in your gut harder than nokes, and nice angle to hide that bellybutton deformity.

But I'm not. I'm a simp. Looking great! Beautiful as always!

I need more comments telling me I'm disgusting please

 

[Farmer Brown]

I need more comments telling me I'm disgusting please

Don't worry about it. It's what's on the inside that counts (thinks no one).