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Have we entered Norton's PReP face/rat teeth/flat nose era?
Now Jim's features look both oddly bloated and flattened as if a viking penis uses his face as a sparring partner.
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Just a few fellas hanging out on a cruise ship
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Now Jim's features look both oddly bloated and flattened as if a viking penis uses his face as a sparring partner.
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"Look at how happy we are guys and gals!! SEE THAT? Yes sirree bob! We are one happy couple who are here to let you know that we are so happy! Hope y'all are as happy are we are some day!!"
Nice coin flip suicide rate, stupid.
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Bert Kreischer is worse than any troon.
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Is it common for established comics to bring their 'wife' along on every fucking gig? This is going to burn out so quickly. Dude is always dancing or drinking or talking about getting high
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Carrot Bottom
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Ever traveled on tour for anything? Like sports or music? No one wants the wives and girlfriends there. No one. And a weirdo 6'4" Viking with a tree trunk sized cock dressing as a woman? Utter disaster for everyone involved. But the wives of people who tour can leech onto their husbands for social media fame. Real housewives of the "insert sports team here" or some fag rock band or whatever. Wives also have big mouths and will rat on people to the media. Sports teams have had huge blowups where wives were leaking information on other players to the media.
But this is what Norton wants. A reality television show. Meaning his friends and comic associates have to be comfortable being on camera around his new husband at all times. This is him testing the waters for who will be a regular on his new show and who will be persona non grata like Anthony. Norton wants to see who can handle acting normal around Prince Alan because then he can used them for his own television show. The Worm is never about anyone but himself.
Also the Worm might shift his opinion on drinking because of Prince Alan. Norton is such a fencer riding douche that he can change positions on literally anything and everything. I would not be surprised if he eventually starts drinking with the Viking. We can only hope for a drug related murder suicide rampage.
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Just proves Jim loves the smell of other men.
I wonder how horrendous the vikings dumps are.
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So essentially, these are tranny boom times for Jimmy. It's a moment in popular culture history where his perverse fetish is actually trendy, and he wants to turn that fetish into what amounts to a whole new act...Married Man Jimmy. He wants to show the world how they're exactly like every other madly-in-love heterosexual couple, thus normalizing his depravity and pandering hard left at the same time.
But yeah, behind the scenes, everyone has to be either totally skeeved out, or they're laughing their balls off at Jimmy and his giant-dicked Nordic jackhammer. But Jimmy knows that anything even being perceived as "transphobic" is career suicide these days, so he kind of has his comic pals by the balls when he starts parading around with his he/she. They have to pretend it's "normal", and he knows it. And that's definitely Jimmy to a tee.
The one thing that's really working against him, though, is his face. Somehow, deeply happy and fully satiated Jimmy is even more repugnant than regular Jimmy is. Jimmy simping around for an hour would be a tough, tough watch.
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Kreischer looks as comfortable as a cartel hostage. Have another couple of drinks, Bert. That might dull the smell of man sweat emanating from Dolph Lundgren next to you.
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Big Al looks pale and sea sick....worst viking ever.
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He eats nothing but fermented herring, it's gotta be a disaster shit every morning
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"Those reindeer and mead gassers are horrrrendous, dude"
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why doesn't that guy get fake tits?
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I dont know who I hate most in this picture. Its a tough one ....
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she’s so my type isn’t she nutty too like Britney?
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Why is Bert wearing a massive pinkie ring?
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Someone here said that a lot of these individuals don't go through all the surgeries so that when they get old, they can drop the woman act and age like a normal old queen