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her hairline is almost as bad as his is now when she was in high school? the puzzle is all coming together
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He tried to sound younger with the “mom took me to Slipknot” like he would have been 13-14 yet Slipknot broke in 1999 so he would have been at least 18-19. Nice timeline, stupid.Slipknot. Please get your Patlore minutiae correct.
The look on Niki’s face says it all - dead stare holding a beer thinking to herself “this is my life and I’m only getting older”I can't believe he actually posted this photo on the internet. He's flanked by his mother and his wife as he plays with a toy as a 40 year old. He looks like a special needs child.
I bet they can’t stand him, he’s embarrassed by his family and upbringing so he has to make up all kinds of stories about his boring normal parents. He hates everything about where he’s from including his parents.His mom looks just like him, so fucking funny.
I kind of feel bad for his parents. I know plenty of shitheads who had good loving people as parents and just decided to be shameless pieces of shit. The media, internet, schools, all really do a number in corruption.
All I know is that Pat doesn't visit his parents on Thanksgiving or Christmas. He tells people to leave their trump supporting family behind. His dad drove drunk, bur so did everyone especially back then. There's something off with the relationship. The torque wheeler thing us his dad's 20 occupations shows he loves a good birthing tall tale and we all know he's full of shit.
Is it possible they are normal people who hate their faggot son?
lol you're right, assuming Milwaukee it would've been December 2, 1999 at the earliest https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Slipknot_concert_toursHe tried to sound younger with the “mom took me to Slipknot” like he would have been 13-14 yet Slipknot broke in 1999 so he would have been at least 18-19. Nice timeline, stupid.
Fawk! Dan - set up an emergency 6 hour podcast, stat!Save it for your podcast, you DOPE
Haha, and the whites claim to be a superior race
We got emThat's gotta be her. She still has the bitchy looking pointy 50s style glasses. Similar face, head shape, and mouth too.
That’s disturbing but hilarious. Do we have any shots of when this dope bragged about mommy taking him to see Slipknot? Why would you even lie about that?lol you're right, assuming Milwaukee it would've been December 2, 1999 at the earliest https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Slipknot_concert_tours
then again, him being special ed maybe explains being accompanied by mommy to a concert while being nearly 20
We're not breeding our best...Haha, and the whites claim to be a superior race
I kind of feel bad for his parents. I know plenty of shitheads who had good loving people as parents and just decided to be shameless pieces of shit. The media, internet, schools, all really do a number in corruption.
All I know is that Pat doesn't visit his parents on Thanksgiving or Christmas. There's something off with the relationship.
He could have gotten away with “I was young so mom took me to see a heavy band” it if he said Korn, Manson, or even Tool but he went with a group he probably wasn’t even aware of until 2001-2002.That’s disturbing but hilarious. Do we have any shots of when this dope bragged about mommy taking him to see Slipknot? Why would you even lie about that?
Jesus Christ. He could have done the reading in the living room since only family was there. Imagine posting this as a success instead of being mortified or just depressed.This must have been her at one of Piggy's book readings then:
And ol' Tommy:
Front row: Ronamarie, Lynn (Niki's mom), some queer
Second row: some fatty, Mama Raven
Third row: some lesbo with Niki just about to hold hands
Fourth row: Tommy
All family members, thats just as sad as the kid who takes his cousin from another town to the PromThis must have been her at one of Piggy's book readings then:
And ol' Tommy:
Front row: Ronamarie, Lynn (Niki's mom), some queer
Second row: some fatty, Mama Raven
Third row: some lesbo with Niki just about to hold hands
Fourth row: Tommy
Kyle was already bald by then. I think it's that one friend he has who pops up in his pictures including the infamous Pennyeater/Magneto dinner party.Jesus Christ. He could have done the reading in the living room since only family was there. Imagine posting this as a success instead of being mortified or just depressed.
Edit: The Dennis Reynolds type with the dyed blond hair might be Kyle.
He has no pictures with them ever posted in his life so yeah, they fucking hate himHis mom looks just like him, so fucking funny.
I kind of feel bad for his parents. I know plenty of shitheads who had good loving people as parents and just decided to be shameless pieces of shit. The media, internet, schools, all really do a number in corruption.
All I know is that Pat doesn't visit his parents on Thanksgiving or Christmas. He tells people to leave their trump supporting family behind. His dad drove drunk, bur so did everyone especially back then. There's something off with the relationship. The torque wheeler thing us his dad's 20 occupations shows he loves a good birthing tall tale and we all know he's full of shit.
Is it possible they are normal people who hate their faggot son?
Hilarious photo youve made. Good work.I'm stealing this from KF since they stole my stuff without giving any credit. I'm that petty, yes.
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