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Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

Hudson

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Singsongy voice, drunk angry Pat is my new favorite thing of all time.

Josiah: Facts.
Fat:Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Josiah: More facts:
Fat: Child, child child
Josiah: Still more facts while giving Fat a chance to respond
Fat: Your mouth is doing that thing, child, (x 1000)

Any sympathy I had for this delusional mental patient is gone. Gotta admit...He is funny when he lauches into a psychotic meltdown, though.
 

Clint Ruin

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Singsongy voice, drunk angry Pat is my new favorite thing of all time.

Josiah: Facts.
Fat:Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Josiah: More facts:
Fat: Child, child child
Josiah: Still more facts while giving Fat a chance to respond
Fat: Your mouth is doing that thing, child, (x 1000)

Any sympathy I had for this delusional mental patient is gone. Gotta admit...He is funny when he lauches into a psychotic meltdown, though.
His debate style is so fucking retarded. It's just being so utterly obnoxious that the other person just walks away and declaring that a victory. He'd get trounced in any moderated debate. I guess what I'm saying is, he's fucking fat. Really round with heavy sagging breasts.
 
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It’s what happens when he can’t block someone. His mind can’t handle that the person is still there and he keeps responding the same way over and over again like someone with severe OCD or autism.
He’s such a failure of a human being and he doesn’t realize what perfect evidence this is of that. From an objective point it’s kinda said what a waste of humanity he is.

On the other it’s complete rib homicide. I’m glad no one else was home when I listened to this. They definitely would have asked what I was laughing at and how the fuck would I explain? lol

To be succinct: [MEDIA=youtube]dZqo4OZ0Pqs[/MEDIA]
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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The teacher line really hurt him. He sucked at school in every way.
I bet that’s his excuse to Niki why he can’t even get an online degree in something while laying around all day. He believes he knows everything and college is for people to learn things and he knows everything so no need to go. He needs to be studied by medical professionals and have his guns taken away.
 
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Imagine going to Hooligans for some beers after work or with some friends and seeing Pat outside yelling on the phone. You get turned off by it and say “let’s go to Chili’s down the street instead”.
For a good 20 minutes, he turned away Hooligans patrons with his child-like behavior

edit- Richard Simmons, Fez and Liberace combined don’t sound as gay as Pat does here.

edit 2- Pat is fat.
Except Richard Simmons is literally a faggot which I mean who gives a shit. Not to mention a really nice guy who has dedicated his entire adult life to helping people. Our boy is the figurative kind that threatens to shoot and beat people (but only in pretend land).
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Lol wait, near the end Fat mentions going back inside with his friends before going home.

Did he take this call at Hooligan's, too? My torso will never have rigidity and my organs will never be protected again. My ribs simply cannot survive the thought of this fucking faggot sperging out like this on the streets outside some shit bar while normal people witness it.
He purposely went to Hooligans for all of these calls, Moon would let him know he would be calling later so Pig made sure to go just so he could brag to anyone around him that Huff Post is doing a piece on him.
 

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I like how flustered Fatrick's urge to savagely dunk on Josiah took priority here. His ADHD addled brain (also [ribs] at him mocking ADD) frantically trying to come up with something even more savage than "child" only to come up with....."baby child."

We're watching the Fonald Plump creative process play out in real time. Fascinating
 
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