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Josh Moon and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

TorquieTwoBeers

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“Here's the real issue with @stripe and its monster owners @patrickc and @collision. It's not just the loss of income. It's the loss of opportunity. If I had been able to collect income over the last 13 years, I'd have been able to do so much more with that time, which is time I will never get back. Even if the hammer came down and the Collision brothers were held accountable, even if they were forced to pay me for that lost income, and even if they were imprisoned for life: I will never, ever fully get recompense for the lost opportunities. Imagine where things would be if I had been able to re-invest into my projects, pay people for help, pay developers to work with me, invest into side-projects, invest into cryptocurrency, and do literally everything else that normal people with an audience my size are able to do. Patrick and John Collison will never, ever be able to repay me in full.”

TL;DR: "Stripe stopped me from getting a family”
pathetic.
I just saw an article that said that Stripe as a company is valuated at like $90 billion. Something tells me they won't give a fuck about this clown-faced loser's issues with their platform or his army of retard followers.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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Say what you want about @Bernard, his entire life has been turned upside down and is fucked because he’s a shitty white man who tried to either cheat God, or think his actions didn’t have consequences. Yet, he’s still able to keep this faggot website up. Null really puts things into perspective.
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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“Here's the real issue with @stripe and its monster owners @patrickc and @collision. It's not just the loss of income. It's the loss of opportunity. If I had been able to collect income over the last 13 years, I'd have been able to do so much more with that time, which is time I will never get back. Even if the hammer came down and the Collision brothers were held accountable, even if they were forced to pay me for that lost income, and even if they were imprisoned for life: I will never, ever fully get recompense for the lost opportunities. Imagine where things would be if I had been able to re-invest into my projects, pay people for help, pay developers to work with me, invest into side-projects, invest into cryptocurrency, and do literally everything else that normal people with an audience my size are able to do. Patrick and John Collison will never, ever be able to repay me in full.”

TL;DR: "Stripe stopped me from getting a family”
pathetic.
"stripe won't let me pan handle to my retards on kiwifarms."
 

The DMAN

The only DMAN that really rocks!
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“Here's the real issue with @stripe and its monster owners @patrickc and @collision. It's not just the loss of income. It's the loss of opportunity. If I had been able to collect income over the last 13 years, I'd have been able to do so much more with that time, which is time I will never get back. Even if the hammer came down and the Collision brothers were held accountable, even if they were forced to pay me for that lost income, and even if they were imprisoned for life: I will never, ever fully get recompense for the lost opportunities. Imagine where things would be if I had been able to re-invest into my projects, pay people for help, pay developers to work with me, invest into side-projects, invest into cryptocurrency, and do literally everything else that normal people with an audience my size are able to do. Patrick and John Collison will never, ever be able to repay me in full.”

TL;DR: "Stripe stopped me from getting a family”
pathetic.
He fails to give a reason why anyone should pity a man who runs a life ruination website.
 
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lol at the guy telling him to delete his tweet, presumably the one calling Trump an orange nigger.
  1. Trump or his Twitter handlers don't read their fucking @-mentions.
  2. Even if he did, that shouldn't stop you from calling him whatever you want. It's pathetically servile to self-censor yourself on a supposed "free speech platform", when it's your God-given right to call your president a nigger.
  3. Even if he did, I doubt he'd give much of a shit.
A shameful display all around.
He’s not wrong. Trump is a bigger nigger than Obama.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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I hope he declared his donations as income before being banned by stripe, the IRS should check just in case.
We don’t joke around about the IRS here. Seriously it’s not funny. Don’t even joke about them because they are pure evil. Josh almost had to pay taxes one time. How the fuck is he supposed to start a family with shit like that going on? This is a warning, next time you will be banned without comment or question.
 

lil chud

I'm a chiquita banana Guy
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He would be in a much better position if he didn't eventually sperg out on everyone on his side. It's even worse because he literally can't even quit KiwiFarms now, it's not the forum that's blacklisted by every single payment processor and bank, it's Joshua Connor Moon. He's the walking, talking equivalent of North Korea when it comes to sanctions.
 
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