God imagine this morherfuckers goofy face staring at you as you open presents with the kids.
He would rather have this than go visit his dying mother
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Joseph is having a really, really shitty Christmas
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He would rather have this than go visit his dying mother
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Joe is a genuinely pathetic individual. His celebrity worship is an another fucking level.
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KISS look strange without the makeup.
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Boomers are living in the fucking past where a “third world socialist nation” is a commie dictatorship shithole like Yugoslavia. (I don’t know my slavic history but it’s one of those shitholes.) Now a days most first world countries are socialist. America isn’t entirely there yet but these old dummies fail to realize shit like public school is socialism. I just hate how these faggots act when the opposing party gets in because its no better than liberals who thought America was doomed after Trump got elected. The system isn’t gonna change retards. I can’t imagine panicking over politics like this everyday and genuinely believing my country was falling apart. Just enjoy your retirement cowhead and stop talking.
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Slash, Frankie Carbone, and some Long Island skifooza
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Towering and young JC
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Not to pull a Paul Weimar but Warrens gonna grow up to be a handsome dude . Doesn’t seem to have a single Cumia gene in him. God bless him.
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You don't see a resemblance to Anthony? I mean without the cystic acne problem?
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I honestly am. I was planning on doing a Christmas Joe post but the cow gave us something 100x better than I could have. He really motherfucked my holiday posting on the board.
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At some point he post about how he was able to salvage the day. Please post that when he does.
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Idk, seems to me like Joseph has totally bombed this Christmas. I’m willing to bet that Layla’s presents were either unpurchased or Dawn spotted big bro and had them waiting for her in Myrtle Beach. Now she’s in LI with Moo and Sea Hag and no semblance of Christmas at all.
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And Joe is hysterically mooing at the teevee again, just like any other day. Most of the country was crippled by terrible weather, it was all over the news since last week, yet somehow the obese dolt missed it and assumed he'd be able to hop on a cheap flight to gay Myrtle Beach, where absolutely no one with a brain is going right now. And he can't just laugh it off and admit he fucked up, he has to find someone to blame for his bloated ineptitude.
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Blaming the opposite political affiliation on bad weather is usually a libtard move.
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Ugly tree, and even-uglier family.
Fuck you, Warren, you little faggot. I'd love to stuff that sweater up your ass and set it on fire.
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Layla is going to get some guitar picks and some candy from the corner store for christmas.
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I have been to Yugoslavia when it existed, it wasn't bad as far as a communist country goes. It was the summer and the broads all along the coast were gorgeous
In Greece when you vote for a party, it's a sweeping change because of the winning parties political ideology. For most of my life the new democratic party was in charge and they are roughly the conservative capitalist party. They are far more liberal than American conservatives and far less capitalistic than American Democrats even. For a long stretch in the 80s the socialist party was in power. There was never a loss of personal wealth or property, in fact, it was never even considered. The biggest changes you'd see mostly was to social security, and social programs. Prostitution is legal in Greece and no matter the party that always stays legal, so there are major political differences than American and Greek politics. Alcohol is widely available and the official drinking age is 16 again no party really fights this.
Drinking in public is also allowed
The big 3 parties are the new democratic party, the socialist and the communist. The communists have never held power and I think the most they've ever gotten was 17% of the vote.
So when ole moo cow moans about this freedom, I can tell you even understand republicans he lives under more regulations and rules than one of those scary socialist nations.
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I’m jealous, we didn’t do duck this year. In just a couple of days you’re going to be making potato wedges using the duck fat and having an amazing time and having so much fun, and we hate that!
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Fuck yeah, and making bone broth for duck soup and very nice gravy.
However, any holiday meat is wonderful. Ham, turkey, Cornish hens are pretty good too. We were gonna try for a goose but fuck paying 65 dollars for a bird.