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Starred in Star Trek: The Motion Picture with a paedo.
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Joseph Cumia writes a novel about his deceased uncle, master luthier Joseph Jesselli.
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Starred in Star Trek: The Motion Picture with a paedo.
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JoeJ is the the one that introduced JoeC to the wonders of children spitting in his mouth
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Don't know if I'm the only that thinks Joe's uncle looks light in the loafers
He did manage to steal and sell one of his uncle’s guitars after he died. It was listed for $35 grand immediately after uncle bummer died. Joe claimed it was a gift but we know Joe better, he stole from his dead uncle and his family that took him in when he was broke.
Where were dawn and nana living at the time? Only Joe was homeless?
And drug dealing.
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I wonder how much of this is wildly inaccurate and completely untrue. Huge swathes would be my bet. All for the sake of Joe to feel like some wise wordsmith to his boomer FB friends.
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He mentioned himself and his glorious music career as much as he mentioned his uncle. Sounds like his cousins started doing some forensic accounting. I bet there are 5 guitars missing from the shop.
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I could have sworn that he died last summer, this conversation feels like deja vu
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Deja moo
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According to Joe, his uncle had a practical, useful trade, and lifelong bandmates and friends. So he was pretty much the exact opposite of Joe. Thus, calling him a big influence is as stupid and disingenuous as everything else he's forever bleating about.
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It's an interesting contrast. Joe's uncle had an actual workshop, full of tools he actually used, while Joe has a garage full of brand-new junk he's never touched. His uncle was handcrafting guitars, while Joe was just buying cheap knock-offs to hang on the wall. It's almost like he went out of his way to NOT emulate him.
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What a touching tribute where nearly every paragraph touches on what a druggie his uncle was.
Also, what does he mean “fatter”? Those pics could have been taken yesterday.
Also, what does he mean “fatter”? Those pics could have been taken yesterday.
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Name more Long Island towns, stupid.
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So that's the guy we can all thank for 2U and Almost Journey?
Nice legacy, stupid.
Nice legacy, stupid.