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Joseph Cumia writes a novel about his deceased uncle, master luthier Joseph Jesselli.

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hahaha I really hope that's the same job. Stealing from his uncle would be par for the BroJoe course.
He did manage to steal and sell one of his uncle’s guitars after he died. It was listed for $35 grand immediately after uncle bummer died. Joe claimed it was a gift but we know Joe better, he stole from his dead uncle and his family that took him in when he was broke.

Where were dawn and nana living at the time? Only Joe was homeless?
 

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I wonder how much of this is wildly inaccurate and completely untrue. Huge swathes would be my bed. All for the sake of Joe to feel like some wise wordsmith to his boomer FB friends.
He mentioned himself and his glorious music career as much as he mentioned his uncle. Sounds like his cousins started doing some forensic accounting. I bet there are 5 guitars missing from the shop.
 
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I wonder how much of this is wildly inaccurate and completely untrue. Huge swathes would be my bet. All for the sake of Joe to feel like some wise wordsmith to his boomer FB friends.
According to Joe, his uncle had a practical, useful trade, and lifelong bandmates and friends. So he was pretty much the exact opposite of Joe. Thus, calling him a big influence is as stupid and disingenuous as everything else he's forever bleating about.
 
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What a touching tribute where nearly every paragraph touches on what a druggie his uncle was.

Also, what does he mean “fatter”? Those pics could have been taken yesterday.
 
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