Joseph Cumia writes a novel about his deceased uncle, master luthier Joseph Jesselli.

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Bonus: Joseph Cumia gives us some hilarious pics of when he was a fatter, yet still retarded, bum:
“Hey, Brother Joe, how many cocks did you suck today?”

 

[Andy Elliott]

At least he kept it brief

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

At least he kept it brief

I like when he says he “separated from the army” lmao

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

He instilled in me a love for Chinese guitars and big fawkin American cock. Every Tuesday we would do JO with Joe night where both he and I would jerk off onto AntHs chest while he slept. You will be missed uncle Joe, RIP.

 

[JasperB]

Just when you think this family can’t get any white trashier, we find out that Joseph has an uncle by the same name who is only 10 years older than him?
Sure Joe, we believe that your uncle was the first guy ever to have long hair in the 60’s. Sounds like he was definitely a bad egg in high school like most of their garbage family, must have been a great influence on the Brothers Qmia.

 

[UnPRePared]

Fucking Christ, that was longer than Terry Funk's obituary in The Wrestling Observer.

"So ummm, Joe! Not, ya know, my Dad Joe, or myself, who is named Joe, uhhhhhh, my Uncle Joe, yeah. He'd, um, take us to GrindHouse films? Ummmm, so, I saw The Wizard of Gore, anddddddd look, ok? It's no Faces of Death, buttttttt Herschel Gordon Lewis was the F.W. Murnau of trash films. He knew how to sell! Yeah."

Joseph Colleen Cumia is the Dave Meltzer of broke WOPS.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I wonder if Uncle JoeH was friends with Nigel Igger, and if he will be paying his respects.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I'm sure some of that is funny but Jesus Christ if I wanted to read a novel written by a retard I have my own elderly Facebook friends.

 

[PorqueDealer]

all FEMALE with GIANT buds
COMP'D

Not sure NY has the climate to be able to achieve the mammoth trees Joe purports to, alongside the genetics of the seventies being nothing like it is today.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I like when he says he “separated from the army” lmao

That paragraph is great. He talks about his uncle like he's the greatest man around but reading that paragraph, he only let Joe sleep among the trash in his shop on the dirty floor. And even that was based on the contingency that he hold down a job. Joe caps it with "no worse than bivouac" like he's a seasoned combat veteran instead of doing like eight months total at home. Buffoon.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

That paragraph is great. He talks about his uncle like he's the greatest man around but reading that paragraph, he only let Joe sleep among the trash in his shop on the dirty floor. And even that was based on the contingency that he hold down a job. Joe caps it with "no worse than bivouac" like he's a seasoned combat veteran instead of doing like eight months total at home. Buffoon.

Wait, you also point out something pretty fucking hilarious here. He says that the job was at one of uncle Joseph’s mother of pearl/ivory/stag horn suppliers… is this the job where Moo actually stole shit to sell on the side? Where he “beat a lie detector test” by staring at a doorknob?

Joseph Colleen Cumia: BAD guy! Many such cases!

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Wait, you also point out something pretty fucking hilarious here. He says that the job was at one of uncle Joseph’s mother of pearl/ivory/stag horn suppliers… is this the job where Moo actually stole shit to sell on the side? Where he “beat a lie detector test” by staring at a doorknob?

Joseph Colleen Cumia: BAD guy! Many such cases!

hahaha I really hope that's the same job. Stealing from his uncle would be par for the BroJoe course.

 

[1073waaf]

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

hahaha I really hope that's the same job. Stealing from his uncle would be par for the BroJoe course.

Remember the pistol grip story? Has to be when Moo was quasi homeless and mooching off his uncle

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

#FuckCancer

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Warren looks more like Dawn's uncle Joe than anyone else. The Cumia clan is just a nasty, greasy riddle.

 

[UnPRePared]

#FuckCancer

He misspelled Children.

 

[DominusOdium]

#FuckCancer

I'll bang a bald chick, does that count?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'll bang a bald chick, does that count?

Would...she's a pajeet too

 

[satanssockpuppet]

One of Joe's most annoying traits is the way he always mugs for the camera, and makes himself the focus of the shot. Every single time.