Joseph Cumia ponders his place in the Beatles

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

In a different hemisphere!
Stupid nigger

I forgot about this retarded incident.

I'm pretty sure they were in the fucking Keys

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

The thought of him doing his Joe Strut on the Ed Sullivan show hurts my ribs.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Joe cant even play other bands music well. Even songs he has played 1000 times he has never improved.

Exactly. I've never even once heard Joe play something where I thought "wow, the fat fuck really went on a cool run right there". His playing reeks of "good enough". There's no style, no flair, nothing that makes it his own. He's a good mimic with a good musical memory, but so what? So are countless thousands of other guitar players.

And the shit he plays is gay. U2, Journey, ancient old classic rock chestnuts, all musical comfort food for Joe. No challenge, no attempts to master another style, just the same shitty songs of his wasted youth, over and over and over again. Joe never excitedly tweets about some cool new artist he's found, he never jams with other local musicians, it's just those same crappy songs.

 

[guest]

Also he dresses like he has absolutely no self-respect.

 

[Udders]

Also he dresses like he has absolutely no self-respect.

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

If Joe had been in the Beatles, the music may have been 10000x worse but they would have had all of the turkey sandwiches and red Gatorade their hearts desired.

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Exactly. I've never even once heard Joe play something where I thought "wow, the fat fuck really went on a cool run right there". His playing reeks of "good enough". There's no style, no flair, nothing that makes it his own. He's a good mimic with a good musical memory, but so what? So are countless thousands of other guitar players.

And the shit he plays is gay. U2, Journey, ancient old classic rock chestnuts, all musical comfort food for Joe. No challenge, no attempts to master another style, just the same shitty songs of his wasted youth, over and over and over again. Joe never excitedly tweets about some cool new artist he's found, he never jams with other local musicians, it's just those same crappy songs.

He's not even that good. He clearly doesn't practice with a metronome and takes a lot of shortcuts. Only laypeople would be fooled, ie those attending a plastic bag convention

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He's not even that good. He clearly doesn't practice with a metronome and takes a lot of shortcuts. Only laypeople would be fooled, ie those attending a plastic bag convention

He stinks. Sure, he can oink his way through a passable version of "Workin' For The Weekend" at some dive bar or the Moose Lodge, but so can thousands of other dolts. His playing is noticeably sloppy, lazy and shortcut-laden. He doesn't give a shit about the "craft", he just likes pretending he's a rock star in front of his moronic pals and captive audiences.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

If Joe had been in the Beatles, the music may have been 10000x worse but they would have had all of the turkey sandwiches and red Gatorade their hearts desired.

Comp'd.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

"No Paul, listen! I'm telling you guys, if you want quality guitars you have to go to China..."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Mitch Weaver]

God damn I haven’t seen this since the OG sub, I’m in tears.
Can one of you queers text it to ol Concho?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

God damn I haven’t seen this since the OG sub, I’m in tears.
Can one of you queers text it to ol Concho?

I never saw this one. Godamn is it good

 

[Stent]

It's the [email protected] that really makes me laugh.

 

[HotDogJoe]

It must be nice in some ways to be so dumb and so completely lacking self-awareness. Just walking around all day thinking you're the greatest and that any setback or failure is automatically someone or something else's fault. What a dolt he is.

The Tomlinson-Cumia way of life.