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Perfect time to whip out your phone and take a picture, Joe! I hope he crashes into a guardrail doing this dumb shit one day and goes flying through the windshield Qadan style.
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Joseph Cumia gets a COMP’D bottle of $2,000 wine
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Joe arrives home...
"Hi honey! How was your world-class trip to AC?"
"OK I guess. But on the way home, a POTATO CHIP BAG WAS STUCK ON MY BUMPER THE WHOLE WAY! Can you BELIEVE that? Look at these pics! There it is! I mean, holy shit, right?"
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If Joe dies 1st, you think Nana will “grieve” ?
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He is such a rube.
Flexing expensive items on Social Media ? Posting while driving is fucking irresponsible, even more because it is something a teen would post.
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What goes unsaid is Agony letting the table know he just ordered a $2000 bottle of wine.
Wasted on swine.
Wasted on swine.
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Joe dutifully played along, but you know he was secretly seething, as that 2K could have covered his lobster bisque for months. Right now he's home, bitching to Carol about it. "He blows fifteen grand in AC on those faggots, and I'm behind on HOA fees! This wasn't part of our pact!".
He checks every low class guido box. They love gaudy pointless shit that they believe to be expensive and they really love to pretend they got it for free because ….. respect.
I could be convinced that the bottle was fake, not one of them could tell. It could also be a bottle that was refused by an actual rich customer, even if it had turned these greasy pigs would drink it like it was from the old country and the bar couldn’t get in trouble for giving it to rubes.
If you ever get the chance to drink leftover garbage juice you’ll know too.
Joe reminds me of the 1980s coke dealers who all became stockbrokers, without any of the money.
I could be convinced that the bottle was fake, not one of them could tell. It could also be a bottle that was refused by an actual rich customer, even if it had turned these greasy pigs would drink it like it was from the old country and the bar couldn’t get in trouble for giving it to rubes.
If you ever get the chance to drink leftover garbage juice you’ll know too.
Joe reminds me of the 1980s coke dealers who all became stockbrokers, without any of the money.
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So what? There are no rules in the Joseph lane.
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In a day or two he'll be back to complaining how a six-pack of seltzers and a bag of Doritos nearly bankrupted him. He really has the brain of a gnat, with zero attention span or self-awareness, switching seamlessly between unwarranted bragging and self-pitying whining. He's the greatest and I can't get enough of him.
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Why are these faggots in their 50s/60s drinking red bull? This is such a pathetic picture. Maybe even on the same level as one of Patrick’s sci fi convention pictures.
Joe needs to be put on stolen valor sites
Joe needs to be put on stolen valor sites
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Low T and boomer brain, probably. I like how Joseph is trying to be the healthy one by drinking a plastic bottle of water. AntH probably told him “I’d buy you a drink Joe but I’m already paying for your hotel room and gas.”
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...alive
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Clutching a beer with his phone in hand.
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Nana is dying, lol.
He couldn't be a bigger fool. The casino giving away "2k/bottle" (my ass) wine to get these dumb old faggots all liquored up to go throwing what little cash they have around.
"If you ever get to taste it"
he says the same thing about child spit
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Goddamn, that smug look. Is Brotha Joe aware that when average Joes in offices travel for business, their hotel rooms and dinner are also COMP'D?
He may legitimately not know that
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Lol isn't wine supposed to be old as fuck if it's expensive? What a piece of shit, I hope a drunk nigger T bones himm on his way home
I heard 2U once played a show on the road and stayed at a Laquinta with a free continental breakfast…life in show business most of us will just never get to experience.
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If anyone has links, I’ll be more than glad to share Joe’s bullshit with a site.
Like I hate Nana cause she’s a hypocrite pedophile
And I hate Joe cause he’s a smug fuck.
On the other hand the less we fuck with Joe, the more gold moments we get
And guys who play original music also get comp’d, plus they can make millions for their efforts so if they aren’t being comped they barely notice the $1000 charge on their bill.