Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police,
and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to
provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson
wilfully ignores this advice.
He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had
engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for
texting him
and another for
attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his
many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his
"motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time",
despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds
before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
Jesus Christ. Nana looks like an exhumed corpse, as does Joe's sea hag. First, he moos about buying his fucking girlfriend a vacuum, then he HAS to make it political, as if gay Joe Biden somehow tried to ruin his holiday. Fucking faggoty old gasbag.
He's been wearing that fake happy expression for so long it's permanently changed the muscular structure of his face. It looks like he's desperately struggling to express human emotion but he just can't physically do it.
Hrrrmph. I guess I’ll give you your Christmas present EARLY. You seem concerned about what I’m going to “post”. What? Seeing delicious food you can’t have “TRIGGERS” you?????? What a surprise. Let’s go over your ideas of what you think I’ll post.
“Political Post about Covid”. You still believe the lies the democrats tell you, huh? Not surprising. You can keep wearing your mask. I WONT.
“Christmas Treat”. Yeah, I’ll probably post my Christmas TREAT. You know what it is? Being around my FAMILY who LOVES me!!!!! That’s a weird thing huh? Love???? It’s what people who really like eachother feel. You know? Kinda like what you feel for ME
“Picture of Veteran Coffee Mug”. You really hate that I served. You hate that I’ve worked, and accomplished so much. What, you’re jealous I jumped out of planes, while you jumped for your moms TIT??? I’ve served, and I will be of service. Ring a bell? It still applies. You desperately need ME to be a potato peeler for your own narcissism. You NEED me to be a failure in your mind. Otherwise you lose. Well I got news for you. I jumped. You lose.
“Joseph Cumia is loved by his Family”. This is the only correct option. I’m going to be surrounded by people that love ME. We will be exchanging gifts and stories of the year. My lil Bro (Anthony, you remember him right? He’s forgotten about YOU) will be holding the court with his hilarious impressions. Dawn will be preparing the food and hold this crazy family together. I will be the ENTERTAINMENT as I always am. Nothing but the best Christmas carols. We’ll have a few drinks, a LOT of good times. Now let’s go over what you’re doing. You’re mom is smoking cigarettes. You’re high on fentanyl. There’s nothing under the tree. You’re 200 lbs. overweight. This “BOARD” is all you have left. Alright. I got presents to wrap. Merry Christmas, FAGGOTS.
You have an incredible talent. Your spelling and grammar are too correct to be accurate, but I commend the improper usage of Your/You're in consecutive sentences
Anthony wearing his new overshirt that he got for Christmas! Nice to see that Missy spent $18 of his money at Old Navy so he could look dapper for the holiday photos.
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