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"Key bump" RICK YOU ARE THE ROUNDEST SQUARE IVE EVER SEEN
He thinks he’s some young hip millennial using the most boomer vocabulary. Also aren’t republished supposed to be boring, stuffy, Ned Flanders types? When did doing coke became something evil republicans do? Taylor Hawkins was snorting some stuff when he died, does that mean he was a GASP conservative, child?
 
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Unfunny faggot has probably never hit a bump in his life. I hope they find him skinned and gutted
Accurate. You need friends to get good drugs and this guy’s own wife can’t stand him. Has some fawkin internet friends though, you guys ever buy drugs from internet friends? Speak directly into your mic reading your post aloud when you reply.
 
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Jesus Christ. 4 fucking times. Grand total of likes. 17. He's very unfunny and very, very fat

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Imagine spending that many hours in shitty dives and never even smoking a cig.
He even sucks at being a barfly.

Rosie!!!!! Your kid tony is passed out on the bar.
come give me a blowjob real quick
Holy shit, great point. I’m a couple years younger than Pat but in my 20s you could still smoke in bars and clubs (I think only casinos you can still smoke inside) and him never smoking while pretending to be an interesting drunk is hilarious. I used to only smoke when I drank and the fact that he didn’t even touch one while in a bar is great. I bet he was a smug prick whenever anybody asked him if he had a light. “No, I don’t have a light because I don’t smoke. It’s something I just don’t do”
 
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Holy shit, great point. I’m a couple years younger than Pat but in my 20s you could still smoke in bars and clubs (I think only casinos you can still smoke inside) and him never smoking while pretending to be an interesting drunk is hilarious. I used to only smoke when I drank and the fact that he didn’t even touch one while in a bar is great. I bet he was a smug prick whenever anybody asked him if he had a light. “No, I don’t have a light because I don’t smoke. It’s something I just don’t do”
He probably calls them cancer sTicks.
 
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