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John David Ebert: my 3rd or 4th favorite lolcow

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try John's now
I've been called sexy
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Sound like a Redditor more why dont ya

You think it's cruel or somerthing. I dont, I think this is funny cause he's a narcissistic buffoon.
As I said… Don’t worry though, no judgements here. Every single person reading this is retarded and delusional. Being retarded and delusional is kinda our thing.
 
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HR@PaneraBread

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Made it about halfway down post number 1. This is kinda Kiwilike levels of detail about a total nobody.

HOWEVER!!

If this is the start of a slow burning babyface redemption arc then good for you. Posting about shit that could start a conversation is 1000x better than just going after people non-stop. Just pick something that isn't so deep into the web that @NoBacon's rape alarm goes off and (can't stress this enough) keep it brief:image_9247:. This is a flavor of Mustard that people can live with.
 
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Made it about halfway down post number 1
it gets way, way better. the man literally lost his shit after a medium told him his suicided ex-girlfriend was sleeping with other men.

had DMs leaked of him offering private philosophy lessons in exchange for underage sex with an Asian teen.

thinks he's created the philosophy that comes after post-modern philosophy.
 
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start at 22:50
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Oh but when I type an essay I get CRUCIFIED…CRUCIFIED!!!!

THIS NIGGER WROTE A WHOLE ANTHOLOGY!!!
This is my thread, This was only one time and it's recollecting lots of info, not giving my opinion on every thread 15 times a day,
 
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