Joey Roses

[Lunkhead]

Drank with DeRosa one time at a show he did in my town. He was an ok guy. Pretty sad to see he went from the "give the sorta cute hipster open mic-er chick comedy advice to bang them" routine to jerking off a shemale on stage at Skankfest. Bet those parents of his are regretting the choice to adopt. Glad he's making sandwiches, although I hope he wears gloves.

 

[Lunkhead]

I guess white rappers don't play Clue.

This guy's Clueless or somethin tss tss

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I bet you've never played Clue in your life.

I actually never have but I understood the reference. I just wanted to call you gay.

 

[Stent]

Playing Clue?

Spoiler

It was Astronaut Midnight in the lounge with your television! Ha ha ha! Ho-lee shit!

 

[chiquita banana]

You USED TO be able to get a FOOTLONG sub for five DOLLARS when Trump was president!!! Thanks JOE BIDEN!!!!! #maga #fivedollarfootlong

Why did 9 people laugh at this? There's no joke there. Ukraine wasn't a war-torn country before you ignorant shitheads took over either, but who cares about other human beings as long as it doesn't affect you right? Selfish animals.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

DeRosa opening a sandwich shop has brought more value to society in the last 10 years than Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy combined.

I’m just going to be honest and say that I like DeRosa. Sure, he fucks trannies but apparently every other comic does too, with the exception of Joe Matarese and the late Gallagher (RIP).

 

[Chive Turkey]

I fucking can't stand Derosa and I wish he'd quit comedy.

How do you quit something you've never done?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Why did 9 people laugh at this? There's no joke there. Ukraine wasn't a war-torn country before you ignorant shitheads took over either, but who cares about other human beings as long as it doesn't affect you right? Selfish animals.

I hate to break it to you, but it's up to FIFTEEN people now!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Why did 9 people laugh at this? There's no joke there. Ukraine wasn't a war-torn country before you ignorant shitheads took over either, but who cares about other human beings as long as it doesn't affect you right? Selfish animals.

Wine, dinner, movies, spontaneous domestic violence.

 

[1073waaf]

Why did 9 people laugh at this? There's no joke there. Ukraine wasn't a war-torn country before you ignorant shitheads took over either, but who cares about other human beings as long as it doesn't affect you right? Selfish animals.

It’s a Joe post you fucking knucklehead.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

"The Uninformed"

90% fat, uncooked chicken cutlet. Served with with whatever you say, since you're the boss. Will leave faggoty, crying voicemails for you the next day.

"The Ross"

A two inch long kosher hotdog that won't agree with your stomach. Served with a dead gay dad.

 

[DannyRoss’sDeadDad]

"The Ross"

A two inch long kosher hotdog that won't agree with your stomach. Served with a dead gay dad.

I’d better get royalties on that.

 

[FingerofGod]

Drank with DeRosa one time at a show he did in my town. He was an ok guy. Pretty sad to see he went from the "give the sorta cute hipster open mic-er chick comedy advice to bang them" routine to jerking off a shemale on stage at Skankfest. Bet those parents of his are regretting the choice to adopt. Glad he's making sandwiches, although I hope he wears gloves.

Derosa lusted after Bailey Jay over a decade ago. I’m more surprised he never publicly hooked up with one sooner.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

I ordered the beef shoulders and only got the beef!

Punchin' out.

 

[Lunkhead]

Derosa lusted after Bailey Jay over a decade ago. I’m more surprised he never publicly hooked up with one sooner.

Now that you mention it, this was after that period...and I shook his hand! Gross!

I forgot about how O&A comics were the first media personalities I ever heard talking about trannies like they were into them. Thought it was just some fringe byproduct of them being porn sick weirdos but now it's mainstream culture. Disgusting.

 

[CuntFucker .]

He seems way better at owning a restaurant than doing comedy. I've heard the sandwiches are great and the whole happy hour twice a day thing is cool. You can tell the place is owned by a drunk.

On The Bonfire Bobby Kelly talked about him and Keith Robinson going to the restaurant one time and Derosa was there glad-handing with the customers. Bobby got all pissy because the red carpet wasn't rolled out for them and tried to make it sound like Derosa was being an asshole and big-timing them because when they went over to fucking bother him while he's working and likely talk shit about the restaurant and the food in front of "civilian" customers. So instead of engaging in that shit, he just gave them like a "Hey, fellas. Enjoy." and just kept doing what he was doing. Like he was genuinely pissed off that Joe didn't drop everything to sit with them and be loudly (because they always have to be noticed) roasted by a fat retard and a stroked out nigger in front of families who paid to eat there and don't give a fuck about comedy. I don't think they're gonna "get it" when you yell out that there's a condom in your sandwich. He was so mad that they didn't get special treatment when they wouldn't have appreciated it and still would've been cunts to Derosa in front of people he's trying to provide a nice atmosphere for. The fact that Bobby Kelly thinks he deserves that treatment anywhere makes no sense to me. You're an annoying fat fuck, Bobby. People just politely tolerate you.

You should consider doing a blog on the NY comedy scene. I'm an impatient reader but I always enjoy your longer posts on the subject.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

This sandwich shop talk belongs in off topic.

Shut up faggot who cares

 

[Nana Cumia]

Wasn't opening a sandwich shop the indication that the comedy career is over?

Yes that or marrying a mentally ill Nordic boy and making stupid youtube videos.