I’d rather my mother be dead than have to work two jobs to pay for my Stromboli and coors light addiction.
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Joe’s Pizzeria 14st
- Thread starter CQ Beans
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CQ Beans
That mixed up word salad doesn’t mean anything. And don’t talk about your mom like that.
CQ Beans
Because I’m fully prepared to get PERMANENTLY SUSPENDED if I don’t show. I’ll provide proof as well. We got to put this beef to bed.
Why don't we start with a phone call? Get to know each other a bit first.
You really are Bobo beans. Fetterster was too nice of an insult. Are you worried CHH is going to trick you, alroight?
CQ Beans
Ok, we’re done.
You’re boycotting me like you did Norton?
CQ Beans
You’re such a bizarre dude. Anyway, you don’t honestly think I want a confrontation do you? I promise I’ll be punctual and perfectly polite. Like I said I’ll even cover the tab. There’s no reason why two Rock kids can’t be friends.
CQ Beans
Fucking baby boy stole my act. Fuck him.
Would you eat Mr. Maloonigan’s dog shit to get back on da show?
CQ Beans
Dude, I’m in the middle of something ovah here.
You can put the Stromboli down for 2 minutes.
CQ Beans
Apparently, CHH has me on the pay no mind list for now.
@chocolatehellhole you honestly think I’m looking for a confrontation? I’m not. I’m legit over this nonsense.
I agree, I was trying to bury the hatchet many months ago. I want to talk on the phone first so I can gauge how serious you are... not interested in travelling to downtown Manhattan again without some sort of guarantee you'll be there.. or at least have a good bit planned.
You think I'm averse to confrontation? That'd probably be the best bit to be honest, call me a scat freak live from New York!
CQ Beans
I already told your fellow mods I’ll take the boot if I flake again. So either we meet face to face or old CQ is out of your hair for good. Win/win. This should be fun. Tomlinson and the Cumias aren’t providing the necessary entertainment and Off Topic could use the material. Just us though.
I'm trying to be nice here, CQ.
That is nowhere close to a win/win. A win/win would be you coming out to The Capital Grille @ GSP and you not showing up, not me driving to the worst congestion area outside of TImes Square for a slice of pizza without any family to keep me entertained.
Why won't you even agree to a phone call? Why would I expect you to show up in person if you can't even do that? Would I not have you phone number so I can reach out when I get there? Think about this for a second.
CQ Beans
I’ll give you this. You people
have a good sense of humor. Incidentally, I was just fucking around with the anti semitic stuff. Jews owning all the banks and stuff about Israel. I’m not going to act like that when we meet. I was just breaking your balls.
I don't want you to rip my yarmulke off or anything at the restaurant.I’ll give you this. You people
CQ Beans
You never act nice.
Because I googled that place. Honest answer? I wouldn’t feel comfortable there and it has nothing to do with you. I prefer a more relaxed atmosphere. You’re a man of the people, right?
Ok, fine bring your wife. What do I care. I apologize for making remarks about her. It’s no excuse but I had been drinking at the time so I’m sorry. I’m an absolute gentleman in person, I promise.