I first saw that flyer with bobo, Normand, and fat on it out of context on cumtown. Didn't really get it since it clearly looked fake. But holy shit this is funny. Im losing it at getting Dixon involved. This is evil 
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Joe Matarese booking Bobo to open for Mark Normand
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Screenshot the Cumtown postI first saw that flyer with bobo, Normand, and fat on it out of context on cumtown. Didn't really get it since it clearly looked fake. But holy shit this is funny. Im losing it at getting Dixon involved. This is evil
I’ll contribute. This is a great bit. At first I felt bad about picking on a retard but this bit is really taking off
You're going to give Joe a psychotic episode
I forgot the title of the post and it sucks searching on there. I'll try to look for it after work.
Maybe he’ll start a new podcast about his need to constantly medicate.
No need, I got it. I think it’s a 50/50 someone ruins the bit anyway, we’re a month out!
If I ever get exposed for really being on here, and someone in the Polish media asks me why I would post in such a place, this bit will be the example I'll use of why.
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It'd be hard to take any Matarese complaint seriously when someone works harder promoting a goof than he does his actual shows.
I think I’m burned with Dixon. No response
Nevermind
Have you tried getting him to spill any info on CM? Maybe some numbers? Just a tassste.
This won't last until September. Tell Bobo he can do a warm up set next week.
Holy shit is that Lauren the chin gigante?
11 times funnier if bobo gets discovered goes on Kimmel and spends the next 15 years starring in films with Scarlett Johansson and Tom cruise. Then he becomes part of the James Franco crowd and has to cut ties with everyone associated with cm. He’ll go on Rogan and stern to promote his films and try to deny even knowing nana. THEN we strike, release all of his cm footage and ruin his career. He’ll then retire in nana’s old house and do podcasts that triple cm’s numbers. After a short marriage to Jessica alba he’ll get a new schnoodle and swear off women forever.
I know a guy who does shows with shuli he gets around $50 per show. Got him a few plugs for his lts pilot on stern after about a month.
I would rather have him die right now.
Now I feel weird. I don't hate Pat (edit:) Dixon and I feel like having a direct line to him would be better for fucking with Geno
That’d ruin the bit. If joe Currie ever gets a break would he drop nana as fast as Adam Ferrara did or faster?
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As much praise as Pat rightly deserves for punching Geno, he IS a nobody shithead like the rest of the nobody shitheads on ChildPoundMedia. He sounds like a little bitch in your private messages.
Do da bit. Do da bit.
I think if I spill the beans and tell him who I am there’s a 50/50 he’ll be a good sport and keep us updated. He might even come on Redbar’s show.
I really doubt he’s gonna drop anything exceptionally fun or useful to fucking Joey Mattresses