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Joe got scammed, says a chinkie did it

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Slackjawed Cow said:
*** DONT BUY THE SEAMONKEYS!!!!!*** Curiosity got the best of me. Turns out they are just SHRIMP!. 🖕
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Man, I fell asleep last night in the middle of writing a Joe-style complaint about Seamonkeys. I did it first robin, hoo hoo.

I’m just assuming an automatic pistol would be highly illegal in New York, so it kind of sounds like Joe is trying to take advantage of the system just like all those FN’s him and his brother are always weeping about.
 
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Jims_Maroon_Pants said:
You guys ever see ads on rumble?
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Any relation to THE Rumble, Darius Emanuel Grouch III?

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I've seen the theatrical cut of Highlander 2 and Money Plane is still the stupidest movie I've ever watched.

Also, with a name like that this role was clearly meant for a black guy.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
He is so, so, SO fucking stupid. And childlike. Why would anyone think that was real? Why does he KEEP DOING THIS??

I remember when they started selling those stupid little RC helicopters everywhere. Like gas stations and convenience stores would have them. There was a time that every fucking dumbass idiot I know had one or multiple of those things, but not a single normal person did. Joe probably still has a bunch.
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Remember this is the same guy who bought multiple packs of Trump branded playing cards thinking they'd be a wise investment.
 
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I bet Joe's lying about the rubber bullets and non-lethal.

I think I got same scam AD on Facebook and it's for a Taurus 9mm handgun for $59. There are *tons* of red flags, the biggest being that they will direct ship the firearm to your house instead of a FFL dealer. So he made up the "non-lethal" part so no one would call him out for being a dummy.

Link for the curious

 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
He is so, so, SO fucking stupid. And childlike. Why would anyone think that was real? Why does he KEEP DOING THIS??

I remember when they started selling those stupid little RC helicopters everywhere. Like gas stations and convenience stores would have them. There was a time that every fucking dumbass idiot I know had one or multiple of those things, but not a single normal person did. Joe probably still has a bunch.
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Hey I had one of those for years. Great fun. WAIT THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT VICE CITY MISSION NIGGA HAHAHAAA
 
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porquedealer said:
Not joe specifically.
But his age/demographic and zip code you can.
Providing he was stupid enough to enter his DOB etc. correctly, you would have a high chance of hitting him with targeted ads.
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Because I have some real garbage to sell, I hate waiting for electronics day at the dump
 
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