Where can we book Fatrick to perform comedy if we were able to rally up that kind of money?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Joe Cumia is possible to be booked for $1,200 + travel & stay...
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Show a club owner video of Pat's stand-up and he wouldn't book him if you offer $20 million.
I’m not putting up any kind of money for either of these shitheads
Doesn't Joe require 4 star hotels like Days Inn and to be compensated with a footlong turkey sub from subway and red Gatorade?
no one asked you to do anything, faggot
I'll chip in for his lunch
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I'm 100% in for a BroJoe Milwaukee show.
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I have been in touch with Bobo. He says for a pair of Mets tickets (2 single games) he will do a 5 minute zoom opening.
It could also be a good bit to COMP his travel and send him on like 14 different Peter Pan bus connections to MKE.
Holy fucking shit. If we single handedly created every bro Joe and sweaty awkward pig on stage gig for the rest of their careers only for a few of us to show up and insult them thoroughly would be the end of our special thing we have here due to maximum hilarity. Imagine us putting up enough money to get pat to go on an upper Midwest open mic tour for us to just show up and berate his ass off stage nightly. A brotherman can dream...
It just dawned on me that Rick doesn't even make as much as Joe.
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If we’re gonna do it right we might as well fly in Ray Wilson.
Holy fucking shit. If we single handedly created every bro Joe and sweaty awkward pig on stage gig for the rest of their careers only for a few of us to show up and insult them thoroughly would be the end of our special thing we have here due to maximum hilarity. Imagine us putting up enough money to get pat to go on an upper Midwest open mic tour for us to just show up and berate his ass off stage nightly. A brotherman can dream...
Eat my shorts, captain.
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I think the best outcome would be that we get an agreement but Joe fucks us over then beats us on Peoples Court. Not only would we embrace it but it would make us even more hilarious. We would be training Fatrick how to lose graciously. All we do is try to help him. Especially Spacedge.
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Yeah I was thinking that, I’d love for people here to raise money to have him come to hooligans but then he just steals it and laughs at you all