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And now your an adult posting on a forum about a shock-jock radio show that's been off the air for 9 years with a bunch of people who have autism? good.I wish. He hardly spoke to me until I started to earn money
>9am Shill overpriced garbage to fat idiot losers so I don't have to make an honest living>Go to bed at 8pm
>Wake up at 4am
Wow Jocko you really are built differently
There was an interview with an Afghan interpreter or maybe it was the guy who saved Luttrell, something like that, and he explained how the SEALs were so easy to find and track. They'd hear the helicopters coming from miles off and would easily know where it let the troops out. They all had boots that nobody local would ever have so finding their tracks was piss easy. The guy explained a bunch of other stuff and it really made the whole elite soldiers (lol sorry elite "sailors") thing seem farcical.SEALs were the biggest fuckups in Iraq and Afghanistan. Marcus Luttrell of Lone Survivor never actually fired his weapon in combat. But they made a movie where he kills like 50 members of the Taliban by himself.
When the SEALs came down from the helicopter they used ropes to descend to the ground from like 60ft up or whatever. Well when they climbed down they kept swinging themselves like idiots and wrapped the ropes around a tree and couldn't free them so the helicopters could fly away. So they just cut the ropes at the top of the tree and left them there without removing them. Within an hour the hajis found the ropes still wrapped on the trees and simply followed the footsteps of the SEALs before ambushing them and killing them all, except Marcus who ran away and left his team to die.There was an interview with an Afghan interpreter or maybe it was the guy who saved Luttrell, something like that, and he explained how the SEALs were so easy to find and track. They'd hear the helicopters coming from miles off and would easily know where it let the troops out. They all had boots that nobody local would ever have so finding their tracks was piss easy. The guy explained a bunch of other stuff and it really made the whole elite soldiers (lol sorry elite "sailors") thing seem farcical.
Eddie GallagherSEALs were the biggest fuckups in Iraq and Afghanistan. Marcus Luttrell of Lone Survivor never actually fired his weapon in combat. But they made a movie where he kills like 50 members of the Taliban by himself.
Goggins failed training schools more times than he passed. He failed Air Force training for para-rescue but they let him go into TACP and passed him quickly. He failed BUDS multiple times and likely got some type of "instructor looks the other way when he fails" agreement with the Navy as he clearly never completed SEAL training. Then he tried to screen for stuff like Delta Force or DEVGRU and failed. He also had a heart condition and was given a waiver that no one else has ever gotten for that condition. Usually when you have some major health condition you are immediately taken from a physically demanding position for liability reasons.Dave Goggins too, just to even it out.
A dozen SEALs have claimed this. None with proof. Because you cannot prove a lie. No matter how many books or movies they make the SEALs are a bunch of lying faggots who never were in the same room as 'Bin Laden'.And the faggot who claimed he was the one who shot Osama.
They're just mad Goggins found the shortcut past all the nonsense they do before they then also try to sell books and go on podcasts. Rogan had a new one on every month trying to sell some shit draped in patriotism. Then they'd act like they're really humble.Lots of SEALs shit all over him in books or in interviews because he was writing books and doing interviews on active duty while SEALs were dying fighting against terrorists.
NoGoggins failed training schools more times than he passed. He failed Air Force training for para-rescue but they let him go into TACP and passed him quickly. He failed BUDS multiple times and likely got some type of "instructor looks the other way when he fails" agreement with the Navy as he clearly never completed SEAL training. Then he tried to screen for stuff like Delta Force or DEVGRU and failed. He also had a heart condition and was given a waiver that no one else has ever gotten for that condition. Usually when you have some major health condition you are immediately taken from a physically demanding position for liability reasons.
Goggins never saw combat. He once was told to go out on patrol and whined to someone in USSOCOM that he had some type of "immunity" from going into combat. And some high ranking officer apparently screamed at a Navy commander that "Goggins wasn't supposed to go off base". Guy was hated by everyone apparently. Lots of SEALs shit all over him in books or in interviews because he was writing books and doing interviews on active duty while SEALs were dying fighting against terrorists.
A dozen SEALs have claimed this. None with proof. Because you cannot prove a lie. No matter how many books or movies they make the SEALs are a bunch of lying faggots who never were in the same room as 'Bin Laden'.
Ed Byers a MOH winner flat out said he was given a "look the other way" pass during BUDS because he had a broken shoulder. Michael Murphy shot another SEAL in the chest during SQT and was only given a warning. When he should have been given a court martial but the SEALs just kept him in training. The two women who 'passed' Green Beret training literally just failed everything and were given a complete grade. One of them was cleaning her gun and fired it through her wall into her neighbor's house and was given a 'warning' by local police instead of being arrested. Another woman went through STS through the Air Force and failed everything but was given a 'complete'.I get what you are saying, but SEALS just don't pass people.
He passed though, don't act obtuse dude. You said earlier "he was not a SEAL". Im agreeing he got through, but don't say he was not a SEALEd Byers a MOH winner flat out said he was given a "look the other way" pass during BUDS because he had a broken shoulder. Michael Murphy shot another SEAL in the chest during SQT and was only given a warning. When he should have been given a court martial but the SEALs just kept him in training. The two women who 'passed' Green Beret training literally just failed everything and were given a complete grade. One of them was cleaning her gun and fired it through her wall into her neighbor's house and was given a 'warning' by local police instead of being arrested. Another woman went through STS through the Air Force and failed everything but was given a 'complete'.
SEALs definitely pass people when convenient. Goggins failed BUDS twice and had a known heart condition. He also was rejected for JSOC from both the Army and Navy.
Sounds pretty hostile to me. @LingerLonger You gonna allow this guy to call you a bitch on the forms? Most guys here wouldn't take that shit.He passed though, don't act obtuse dude. You said earlier "he was not a SEAL". Im agreeing he got through, but don't say he was not a SEAL
He ultimately passed.
You are all over the place, stay on topic dude. Im not arguing with you at all, just pointing out that what you said earlier was wrong
I mean this guy is clearly some type of Navy SEAL fag groupie. Like the guy who cried "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME" over the WWE. You'd have to be retarded to think anything coming out of the military is the truth at this point. The dopes who listen to Rogan suck off every SEAL writing a book unironically.Sounds pretty hostile to me. @LingerLonger You gonna allow this guy to call you a bitch on the forms? Most guys here wouldn't take that shit.
And wasn't the chopper with the backup team get hit too? Whole thing was a fucking fiasco. Just recently heard the part where none of them even fired a shot, so even more amazed people see that tubby fuck Luttrell as a heroWhen the SEALs came down from the helicopter they used ropes to descend to the ground from like 60ft up or whatever. Well when they climbed down they kept swinging themselves like idiots and wrapped the ropes around a tree and couldn't free them so the helicopters could fly away. So they just cut the ropes at the top of the tree and left them there without removing them. Within an hour the hajis found the ropes still wrapped on the trees and simply followed the footsteps of the SEALs before ambushing them and killing them all, except Marcus who ran away and left his team to die.
When the Rangers had to rescue Marcus and recover the bodies of 20 dead guys they also had trouble getting to the ground from the helicopters. One of the guys just said "fuck it" and jumped instead of using the rope and nearly killed himself.
All those guys cover for each other so it doesn't Ruin the ex seal hustle. Even ones that are normally pretty straight up like Don Shipley cover for guys like Dan Bilzerian, who is about as phony a piece of shit as their is.No
Goggins is/was a SEAL. This is documented. He just never deployed.
I get what you are saying, but SEALS just don't pass people. Was there some bias? Who knows, ask NE Philly, he's a Navy guy as well. Goggins would have been called out a long time ago for Stolen Valor.
Plenty of podcasts from those attention seeking publicity hounds that go in-depth on Goggins and his role on the Teams.
Pretty sure you are going to give a counterpoint, but it is okay to admit you are wrong.
We can always lay down a bet. How about if im wrong, I will not post for a month. And if you are wrong, then no posting for a month as well.
Hey Mods; can we do this?
Four SEALs from SDV1 in Hawaii, a swimming team, take a mission on a mountain in Afghanistan with no water, that they have no idea how to conduct. They get ambushed and call for a helicopter rescue or some backup from helicopters to fire rockets and save them. It is four SEALs against maybe 5-6 nigger terrorists. Two of the SEALs die instantly. One, Axelson, hides in a cave and it takes a week to find his body. Marcus hides in a local village without firing his weapon and just runs away leaving his team to die.And wasn't the chopper with the backup team get hit too? Whole thing was a fucking fiasco. Just recently heard the part where none of them even fired a shot, so even more amazed people see that tubby fuck Luttrell as a hero
Dan Bilzerian was never a SEAL. He failed BUDS when he allegedly picked up a loaded gun at the range by the trigger and fired it by mistake. Gun mistakes usually get you dropped from almost all weapons based units outside of basic infantry. What's funny is that Michael Murphy once shot a SEAL in the chest during SQT and didn't get thrown out when he almost killed another guy.All those guys cover for each other so it doesn't Ruin the ex seal hustle. Even ones that are normally pretty straight up like Don Shipley cover for guys like Dan Bilzerian, who is about as phony a piece of shit as their is.
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