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Must be why Rogan pushed him so hard.
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Must be why Rogan pushed him so hard.
and the Marine in the video who was there does specify he's worked with other SEALs who were perfectly professional and he's not trying to shit on SOF in general. But also he pointed out if a regular Marine just shot someone for no real reason they would catch serious shit for it. Even the guys in his unit were talking amongst themselves about how out of control Bruiser was.Not exactly. I was in one of those places. Did a few missions in support of these 'task forces', not pure SEALs. I'd guess more often than not, these types would pop in and out of areas, searching for individuals. I do like that guys in 'conventional' units are willing to call out some of these celebrity War Fighters. The amount of spec ops worship in America since 9/11 has been quite entertaining. Many veterans are well-adjusted, though it may have been a difficult process for some.
Holy shit. He's shorter than joe rogan yet claims to be 5'11". Whats wrong with admitting your height, faggot? Cant you just say "good" to whatever happens if you admit it? Phony faggot.
Henry’s got a chin made for a cum puddle
This is why the Iraqi and Afghan veterans were spit on when they came back. EVERYONE knew what they were up to. Dudes in previous wars would fight for years without killing an enemy but these dudes were returning home after a few months with multiple “confirmed enemy kills”, AKA, they blew a civilians head off and dropped a gun near their body. They picked off the citizens there for sport. Remember that guy Trump pardoned who literally walked up to a wounded civilian in the hospital and slit his fucking throat? I literally would not trust a veteran from this era, not because I fear their strength but because I fear their mental derangement.
They thought they were doing a service until they got there and realized they were fighting an unjust war. So they had to make up ways to be a hero and act like they were fighting just as hard as the motherfuckers who rotted their feet off in trenchesThis is why the Iraqi and Afghan veterans were spit on when they came back. EVERYONE knew what they were up to. Dudes in previous wars would fight for years without killing an enemy but these dudes were returning home after a few months with multiple “confirmed enemy kills”, AKA, they blew a civilians head off and dropped a gun near their body. They picked off the citizens there for sport. Remember that guy Trump pardoned who literally walked up to a wounded civilian in the hospital and slit his fucking throat? I literally would not trust a veteran from this era, not because I fear their strength but because I fear their mental derangement.
We need to save that dog!!!!Holy shit. He's shorter than joe rogan yet claims to be 5'11". Whats wrong with admitting your height, faggot? Cant you just say "good" to whatever happens if you admit it? Phony faggot.
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Gulliver's Travels ass nigga. What dollhouse did they take this photo in?Holy shit. He's shorter than joe rogan yet claims to be 5'11". Whats wrong with admitting your height, faggot? Cant you just say "good" to whatever happens if you admit it? Phony faggot.
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Okay, Tulsi and Joe are both said to be 5'8" on the internet, which means they're actually around 5'6" (IRL).Holy shit. He's shorter than joe rogan yet claims to be 5'11". Whats wrong with admitting your height, faggot? Cant you just say "good" to whatever happens if you admit it? Phony faggot.
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I sent him a message asking how tall he is. Holy shit, his timeline is just full of photos about how he's woken up early. Wasn't he doing this like 6 years ago? We get it, faggot.Okay, Tulsi and Joe are both said to be 5'8" on the internet, which means they're actually around 5'6" (IRL).
Some sites claim that Jocko is 5'11", others even stating he's 6'1".
As we can see in that pic, he's roughly as tall as Tulsi and Joe, but he's also wearing boots which I'm guessing gives him a two inch advantage.
The verdict is in, and it's bad.
Jocko Twillink = 4'11"
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According to Marines who were in Ramadi Jocko and his band of retards, including lying faggot Chris Kyle, shot civilians regularly and fucked up any attempts by the other units serving there to forge peace. Like they shot and old man in his yard and just dumped the body to avoid responsibility. And their snipers would just take up positions and shoot at random people, pissing everyone off, then just leave before the militants retaliated
Other smooth brained antics included bombing around the AO without letting conventional forces know they were there to avoid blue on blue casualties, telling the marine xo who quested him on it to basically fuck off, and doing whatever they wanted instead of actually supporting the mission. Basically it's just as fuckin retarded as I imagine Jocko being as a combat leader
Those boots are giving him an extra inch at least too. Fucking twerpHoly shit. He's shorter than joe rogan yet claims to be 5'11". Whats wrong with admitting your height, faggot? Cant you just say "good" to whatever happens if you admit it? Phony faggot.
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I like to think that he took a load of pics of that stupid watch, and he uses some sort of app to automatically upload one each morning with some self-help spiel (16, internet, dick). His redpill ball lickers lap it up, proud of their internet dad that he's still waking up early, kicking ass, and taking no names as goes about his day doing his tough guy pout and getting enough sunlight to optimise his vitamin D levels, followed by a modest amount of TRT.I sent him a message asking how tall he is. Holy shit, his timeline is just full of photos about how he's woken up early. Wasn't he doing this like 6 years ago? We get it, faggot.
Big boy wakes up before sunrise. Well done, homo.
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I think he's just a faggotI like to think that he took a load of pics of that stupid watch, and he uses some sort of app to automatically upload one each morning with some self-help spiel (16, internet, dick). His redpill ball lickers lap it up, proud of their internet dad that he's still waking up early, kicking ass, and taking no names as goes about his day doing his tough guy pout and getting enough sunlight to optimise his vitamin D levels, followed by a modest amount of TRT.
And look at how damaged the face is. So bad ass! This battle tested special forces watch could tell a thousand stories.
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