Jim Norton is only working three days weeks for "medical reasons"

[LingerLonger]

"Hey honey.....my stomach feels a little bit queasy".

*five minutes later*

 

[Brother JoeBo Kurlan]

Maybe it's court appearances, because he raped a drunk underage lass years ago at Sirius.

We don't talk about it though, hence "The Show We Don't Talk About". Because why would we ever want to address that JIM NORTON RAPED AN UNDERAGE GIRL THAT WAS ILLEGALLY INTOXICATED AT SIRIUS.

I guess it could be medical, perhaps stress related, due to the stress of appearing in court because "JIM NORTON RAPED AN UNDERAGE GIRL THAT WAS PLIED ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES WHILE AT SIRIUS STUDIOS".

But what do I really know, I'm just guessing. I just know that Jim Norton raped an underage girl that had imbibed alcohol on Sirius studio grounds.

This was fine until you motherfucked him by mentioning alcoholic beverages, man.

 

[UnPRePared]

This was fine until you motherfucked him by mentioning alcoholic beverages, man.

"That fucking Ssssscottish sssccccuuummmmbbbaaagggg brought up my crippling Krupnik addiction, reminds me of Polish whores with MEATY labia's. I gotta call my sponsor or I'm gonna relapse."

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

I was curious if Sam and the rest of the show takes off when Rapin' Jimmy does and ventured to the JimandSam subreddit. Not only does the show go on without the Worm but the idiots who listen to that horseshit show actually prefer it:

 

[NanasFailingStent]

he already has the look of tom hanks at the end of Philadelphia, what difference would the virus itself make?

 

[fusciasomething]

I was curious if Sam and the rest of the show takes off when Rapin' Jimmy does and ventured to the JimandSam subreddit. Not only does the show go on without the Worm but the idiots who listen to that horseshit show actually prefer it:
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This dipshit wants the Sam and Friends show? I hope he is doxxed and mouth raped

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I was curious if Sam and the rest of the show takes off when Rapin' Jimmy does and ventured to the JimandSam subreddit. Not only does the show go on without the Worm but the idiots who listen to that horseshit show actually prefer it:
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How sad is it that people prefer Sam over you? Enjoy AIDS, stlaker.

 

[HH Brother]

Or care.

"Let the mulatto do it on his own." - Heebie Kikebergerster

 

[MonsterSteve]

Hopefully that’s his chemo day

 

[Nana Cumia]

He has the big C's. Cancer and the Viking's cock.

 

[guest]

Surprise, surprise. Taking dicks up your ass isn't good for you.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Thank providence for HIV/AIDS

 

[HeyItsVos]

Steve C just wanted Mondays off.

 

[Stent]

Steve C just wanted Mondays off.

He got them.

 

[Zeroman]

He got them.

Thank Christ, the poor dear was overworked and I don’t know how he would’ve……WAIT A MINUTE.

 

[Dog Eater]

Annelid
Immuno
Deficiency
Syndrome

 

[FingerofGod]

Annelid
Immuno
Deficiency
Syndrome

Allen
Is
Dickingdowna
Shittywasheduphackcomic

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Hmmm, retiring Chip, marrying at long last…Yimmy may actually be dying.

 

[LAZERBEAMZ]

Doctors famously only work between 8-11 am. He had no other options.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Hmmm, retiring Chip, marrying at long last…Yimmy may actually be dying.

That’s what I’m thinking, he knows he is on limited time so he said fuck it I’ll marry the tranny and go out “happy”

I wonder if he had to sell some stuff to do this all - he knows it will run out by the time he dies